A/N: This is a brand new story. That does include some rocker's story (Loud coughing) STEVEN TYLER'S! Anyway, I guess you'll find out whose it is eventually. Well, here we go!

INTRODUCTION

It was hot in this club. Everyone was cheering and drinking, my band and I were soaked in sweat. Last song of the night, let's make it count. I hooked up the tube and started making the odd noises that began this song.

ALL: Perfect harmony) Sweet…Emotion…Sweet…Emotion

Me (Alvin): Talk about thing and nobody cares. Wearing them things that nobody wears. Ya callin' my name, but I gotta make it clear. Can't say baby where I'm gonna be in a year. The crowd went wild, but doesn't every crowd when we do this song? When we finished it was the usual, try not to get run over by crowds, drink, drink, and repeat step one. Some freak approached me, he was wearing a suit, he looked like a fish outta water in this smoked up joint. "What can I do you for?" asked the bar tender. "Nothing," he replied, "thank you." He looked over at me, and I was getting uncomfortable with this dude's beady eyes. "Can I help you?" I snapped, a little tipsy. "What's your name, boy?" he asked, looking me over with those eyes. "Seville," I stumbled on my words a little, "A-Alvin Seville." I took another gulp of whatever I was drinking. He nodded, "Hm." Then he just left. What a freak. After quite a few more, I could barely see straight. God knows what I did that night. The band member that could see slightly had to take me home as usual. As usual when I was wasted, I just kinda passed out in my bathroom. The next day, I was woken up by a very loud ringing noise. Stupid phone. "What?" I snapped into the phone, my head pounding from a hangover. "Alvin," Ugh, beady eyes, "it's me." I groaned silently. "What could you possibly want?" I snapped. "I'm from Columbia Records and I want to give you a deal." He stated. My eyes probably popped out like in the cartoons. "Seriously?" I asked, caught off guard. "Yes," Beady Eyes responded. I hung up and smiled to myself. Maybe Beady Eyes isn't that bad. I thought as I slipped into another deep sleep.