Disclaimer: Saying I own SSBM is like saying I own the world. I don't own a house, let alone the whole world.
SSBM - We go our own way
Chapter one - Get away from us!
It was a good morning in the Smash Mansion, until . . .
"AAAHHHHH! Damn it! Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!" Falco burned his hand while cooking.
"Falco, your cussing' really hard again. What's with you?" Fox can't go one day without Falco cursing.
"Hey, who's cussing really hard down there? Pichu got startled!" Peach heard the swearing downstairs.
"Yeah! Stop cursing, Falco!" Zelda could tell instantly it was Falco.
"Oh, shut up, you royal pain-in-the-asses!" Falco defended his swearing honor.
"You . . ." The two princesses were pissed at Falco now.
Mario randomly heard the bickering and stepped in.
"Everyone! Stop-a dis fight-a!" Mario made a failed attempt to stop the fight.
"Shut up!" Falco tried to shut him up.
"Make Me!" Mario stood up for himself.
In due time, everyone started to fight and bicker. Mario picked up a chair and threw it at Zelda. (A/N: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Oh sorry. Back to the story.) Fox took out his blaster and tried to shoot Peach, but hit Falco. You can picture how the rest of the fight goes. . .
45 minutes later . . .
The room now looks like a to-no, an air strike, make that an entire division of them, hit the place.
"Falco, stop hitting Peach. She's a Princess and you're also not supposed to hit girls!" Zelda stood up for her best friend.
"I'll keep hitting Peach if I want to! I hit who I want, when I want!" Again Falco stood up for his honor.
"Stop this!" Mario made a second failed attempt to stop the fight.
Everyone continued to bicker, until. . .
"SHUT UP!" Fox's voice boomed so loud, he broke all the glass in the house and made a crack in the ceiling.
Meanwhile, upstairs. . .
"At last. The growth serum is almost ready. In a few moments, I will expand the size of food! I will never have to ask for seconds ever again!" A certain little puffball said with glee. He was about to add the final ingredient, until. . .
"Hey Kirby! What are you doing?" A little pink pokemon interrupted Kirby, who was startled and threw the last ingredient the air, which shattered because of the big yell, and spilled all over Jigglypuff. . .
"Ohhhhhhh shit. . ."
"Rrraaaarrrgghhh! I am now the big monster! No one will ever underestimate me and call me puny ever-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Jigglypuff was so big she rolled down the stairs.(A/N: Jigglypuff was the size of Master Hand and Crazy Hand put together and doubled, so it's (M+C)2)
Back downstairs. . .
"Uhhhh. . ." Falco is stunned
"Errmm. . ."Peach is awkward
"Gulp. . ."Zelda is nervous
". . ."Mario is silent.
"Look at ourselves. We're fighting like husbands and wives. This is starting to get out of control. Let's cool it before we end up killing each other." Fox stated a point.
"He's right." Peach is agreeing with Fox.
"yeah." Zelda also agrees.
"This isn't da battlefield." Mario agrees to end this nasty fight.
"So from now on, no fighting out of the battlefield, unless you're training." Fox settled it all.
"Agreed." Everyone said.
So everything went well, until. . .
"Hey everybody! Guess what! I can eat four cans of prunes at once!" Ganondorf said holding four cans of prunes, a hammer, and some nails.
"That's. . . great, Ganondorf. . ." Mario said as he moved back, away from Ganondorf. If you guessed right, he did that, then bolted the doors and windows with nails.
"Eeeeeewwwwww!" They all were victims of Ganondorf's not-so-enchanted enchanted gas of doom.
"You disgust me!" Zelda yelled as she made a failed attempt to open a window.
"This is inappropriate behavior in front of a princess!" Peach covered her nose.
"Dude, seriously, I am so gonna puke!" Fox fell victim to the 'gas of doom' and dove behind a couch.
"How dare you do this in front-a of my Peachy?" Mario questioned Ganondorf as he laughed like a maniac.
"That was the point. That was supposed to freak you guys out! You guys suck like vacuum cleaners!" Ganondorf was laughing his head off.
"Hey gu-PEEEEYEEEWWWW! Who cut the cheese in here?" Bowser said this after he broke the door by bumping into it.
"Ganondorf!" Everyone yelled.
"Hmph. . ." Ganondorf walked through the broken door.
Later, that night. . .
Everyone sits at the table and began to socialize.
"So, guys, how was your day?" Samus asked with glee. Apparently, she had a good day.
"Pichu Pi Pi Chuuuu!" "Falco was so meeean!" Pichu leaped at Samus' question.
"What did he do?" Samus changed from good mood to gloomy mood.
"He swore so loud, the young ones woke up!" Zelda spoke up.
"Yeah!" Peach agreed with Zelda.
" Geez, why are girls so uptight about swearing? It's starting to work my last nerve!" Falco asked out of anger.
"Waaaaaahhhhhh!" All the young fighters were scared.
"That's it. We are SO tired of you boys always trying to act tough! STOP SWEARING!" Peach demanded to the guys.
"Make us!" All the boys except Ganondorf, Bowser, and Mewtwo said.
"Boys are so immature!" All Samus said to teach the boys something. But like me, some guys need more than that to teach them something. (No offense to guys reading this. I'm a guy, so don't worry.)
"What was that last part?" The boys said as they start cracking their knuckles.
"You heard us!" The girls answer the guys' question.
"That's it! Starting tonight, all of you girly-prissies, stay away from us!" Fox stood proud.
"Fine, hairy-pits!" Zelda made a failed attempt to diss Fox.
"Princess I-don't-wear-any-panties-under-my-stockings!" Falcon defended Fox.
"Uuuggghh!" Zelda started to blush.
"Ughh! How dare you, you sick pervert!" Peach was shocked at what Falcon said.
"Shut up-a, Peach! We are through!" Mario and Peach broke up.
"FINE!" Peach said as she and her 'girlfriends' stormed upstairs.
The boys and the girls all left for their rooms to end this bloody-horrible day. So everything went fine for the rest of the night. . . until Ganondorf farted on Link.
A/N: So this is the end of Chapter one. I will update this as soon as I get 2 reviews. Please r&r, pleeeeaaaase!