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There's trouble on Earth.
Thor's evil brother, Loki, has sent a troop of minions to wreak havoc on the good people of a town called Nice! They are tearing up flowerbeds, knocking down garden gnomes, and generally causing mischief.
The Avengers are called. They all arrive on the scene and then Ironman refuses to help because it's stupid and they're just little yellow things, Thor tries to hit them with his hammer but Captain America stops him because he thinks the little yellow creatures are cute! Hawk-eye and Black Widow left immediately because they couldn't even stand the sight of such creepy looking, mostly one-eyed, yellow blobs! And then the Hulk gets mad!
The End!