Wuns upawn a tyme, there was a prinses name vanelpee. She wuz rll prtty n evry 1 wuntd 2 merree hurr. So da king uv shugr rush sed hoo ever givz us da best gift getz 2 marry da prinses. awll da men say ok. so da 1 men come up 2 hurr wit a cow. Da prinses say no. Da men wuz rll sad n left. Da 2 men come 2 hurr wiff 3 cow n shee say no. Den the last men come to hurr wiff 7 cow. Shee thot bout it. She went rownd n looked at all ov da cowz. She liked them all. Den she got to da last 1 n liked it da nest cuz it had a bootiful dymind ring n card dat say will u meree meh? She say yes n tell da last men hooze name wuz ralf dat she luv him. ralf say i luv u 2. An ower l8r, dey got married. Da prinses ware a bootiful whyt dress wiff a big skurt n lotz of dyminds on it. Dey live happy evah aftr.