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This is a story about Luke and Lorelai's family. The scenario is that Luke and Lorelai got together when Lorelai first moved to Stars Hollow. Rory is going to Yale, and she is dating Logan, so that part of the story hasn't changed much, but she is still in college. Luke and Lorelai also have two other kids, Sara and Matt. Sara is extremely rebellious. Rory and Sara never got along. Matt and Sara get along on occasion. Matt and Rory really get along. This story mostly focuses on Sara. The year is 2005 which makes Lorelai 37 and Luke 40. Rory is 21. Sara is 16 (eleventh grade)…she was born on August 7, 1991. Matt is 14 (ninth grade)…He was born on January 19, 1992.

Beep, beep, beep….An alarm clock ran through the room. The clock read 6:30, "Ugh…" An arm popped out from under the blanket and hit the snooze button.

-Nine minutes later-

Beep, beep, beep….The alarm clock sounded again. This time, an arm and a red-haired head popped up as well. "God, dammit."

The girl got up and sulked down the stairs She saw her mom at the table, reading the paper. "Morning Sara!" Lorelai chirped when she popped her head up from the computer.

"What the hell are you doing up this morning?" Sara questioned. Walking over to the food closet and grabbed the Fruit Loops, "And why are you happy….did you get lucky last night mom, because that could explain those annoying thumps I was hearing across the hall, and maybe a couple of….?" She continued while getting a bowl and the milk.

"Sara!" Lorelai rolled her eyes. "No, I am up and happy this morning because you guys are going to school."

"Oh, great mom, nice to know you love us." Sara mumbled, while pouring the Fruit Loops and milk into the bowl.

Lorelai rolled her eyes. "And…I don't have to work today. Luke is also taking the day off, so we get the whole house to ourselves." Sara sat at the table and took a bite of her cereal.

After swallowing the spoonful of cereal, Sara said, "Oh, right. So basically you're happy because you couldn't get lucky last night, so you're gonna take the time to get lucky today. The things adults do for sex." Sara joked.

"Exactly." Lorelai joked back.

"Ewww! Mom! Now why would you tell me that?" Sara laughed. "Where's dad? Is he out getting condoms."

Lorelai rolled her eyes. "No, he's upstairs getting dressed."

"Oh, what's the point of getting dressed if he's just gonna take it all of anyway."

"Sara!" Lorelai snapped, getting annoyed.

"Sorry." They sat in silence for a few second, then Sara spoke again. "Is Ror-" She started but was interrupted.

"Morning mom!" Matt said loudly while walking into the kitchen.

Sara flinched at his tone. "Geez Matt, mind talking at a normal level. And what about me?"

"Err…what about you?" A confused Matt asked.

"You never said good morning to me." Sara said.

"Oh, right sorry. My mistake. Good morning, Sara, the sister that gets on my nerves."

"Much better!"

"Can I have coffee this morning mom?" Matt asked.

"Sure but don't tell your dad." Lorelai said and Matt walked over to the coffee pot.

"That's gonna kill you one day." Sara said and got up from the table and put her bowl in the sink.

"And you would care….why?" Matt said.

"Hmmm…." Sara thought. "I'm out."

"Don't start a fight this morning." Lorelai said.

"Whatever. I'm going to take a shower." Sara said.

-20 Minutes Later-

Sara walked out of the bathroom, showered and dressed. Lorelai was still sitting at the table reading the paper. Matt was also sitting there talking to Luke about sports.

"Aren't we just all a happy family." Sara said.

"Come, sit, join this happy family." Lorelai said.

"No thanks. I think I'll pass. I'm gonna go over to Michelle's. Her brother is gonna drive us today." Sara said.

"Alright, be home by six. Rory is coming home and we're all gonna go out to dinner." Lorelai said.

"Yippy." Sara said in pretend excitement, then walked towards the door.

"I guess it's not true when the say absence makes the heart grow fonder." Lorelai said.

"Yeah…." Luke replied.