Me: Hey, guys. Here's the prologue to the prequel to Super Paper Mario and Sonic. It explains how Mario and his friends met Elise and how Sonic proposed to Elise.

Mario: And this is for a mean guy who thinks Super Paper Mario and Sonic is bad.

Sonic: So he can have some knowledge.

Me: Yeah. And there is no way, I repeat, NO WAY I'm stopping this trilogy. And no one is going to make me. Anyway, here's the prologue.


Today, I'm going to tell you the story of Mario and Sonic's ancestors. A long time ago, an evil goddess named Pise almost destroyed the world. But luckily, two heroes by the name Maria and Sasha destroyed Pise, splitting her in two: two young princes named Patrick and Eric. Patrick and Maria fell in love and got married and Eric and Sasha did the same thing. But who knows if Pise will return someday.
In the present day, Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends were preparing to meet Mario and his friends at a festival known as the Festival of the World. A beautiful woman named Elise was holding the festival. Sonic got a letter from Mario, telling him to meet him and the others at the festival.
"Mario! Great to see you," Sonic called to his buddy.
"Hey, Sonic. Great to see you and your friends, too," Princess Daisy said. The festival started and Elise was on a boat, waving to everyone. Birdo thought Elise looked pretty. But then a bunch of missiles attacked which destroyed the festival. Two figures came out of a ship.
"Bowser! Eggman! What are they doing here?" Yoshi asked.
"Well, Princess Elise, great to see you. My name is Bowser, King of the Koopas," Bowser said.
"And I am Dr. Eggman. We came here to merge you and Princess Peach so you two can become the evil goddess, Pise," Eggman said. But Mario and Sonic came to Elise's rescue. So they took her somewhere safe.
"What did they mean by merge me and Elise to become Pise?" Peach asked.
"They must know we're descendants to Prince Patrick and Prince Eric," Elise said.
"We must keep them from you two to merge," Shadow said. The adventure begins.


Me: If you are seeing this, mean person, DO NOT review something bad when I'm done, freak!