Magi: I thought since Flame Prince deserved a little love, here is a reader insert, (in blasted first person I might add)

Flame Prince: why do you make me do things I don't wanna do?

Magi: (awesome guitar solo) Because I can!

Flame Prince: Review!


Flame Prince POV

I was walking through the forest. Well more like burning it. I was looking for the lost princess after Fionna turned me down, and my mother kicked me out, and told me to look for someone to rule with. This princess was said to live inside a tall tower on the edge of the world. How unusual. Anyway, it is said to have hair as long as a rope that can heal any wound.

I came into a clearing and saw a bunch of signs that said, "Bitch inside" and "Beware, protect thy nuts." Yeah... not the best motivator ever, but it didn't stop me.

I saw the tower in plain view, it had (favorite flower) surrounding it, and a big pond. It was a pretty sight.

I cast flame shield on myself, and used a dagger to try and climb my way up. A few minutes later I climbed in through the big window. I looked up in time to see a sword pointed at me.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!" a (hair color) haired woman screamed at me. She wore a (fav. color) cloak, with the hood down, and from what I can tell she uses flame magic, because the sword she pointed at me, was imprinted with the ancient language, well aside from that, it was on fire. But hot damn, she was good looking.

"I'll ask you again" she said politely, "What the hell are you doing in my house?" I regained some of my confidence after she said it more politely.

"I am Flame Prince, you are the lost princess right?" I said trying to stay confident, but ending up doubting my own voice.

"Oh." she said pointing her sword down and bowing slightly. "If you're looking for Rapunzel, you're a little too late." she said sheathing her sword back in it's place, and turning on the light. It revealed a fairly decent looking room, maybe like a fancy hotel, complete with a kitchen and supposedly a bathroom in the other room.

"Wait what?!" well this kinda kills my mission, but I still want to know who this chick is.

"Yeah, she moved out with her Mother Gothel a while ago. They live somewhere in wizard city. I was going there to collect the three months of rent she owes me" she said looking out the window.

I thought deeply for a moment and decided on risking it. "Can I come with you?"

Reader's POV

I looked perplexed at him, he does not even know me, and yet he's willing to travel to Wizard city with me.

"Well..." I averted my eyes to the floor.

"Hey if your worried about me getting turned into a stick, that's okay, my father has a treaty signed with the wizards that they cant do that to royalty." He said with a triumphant smirk that I wanted to smack right off his face.

"I wasn't particularly worried about that, I was worried about my safety as well you see..."

"Don't worry... uh..."

"(Name) my name is (Name)" I said shyly, he doesn't really care about me that much does he? He just wants that ditzy bottle blonde, not that there's anything wrong with being a blonde.

"Well (Name), I order you to help me acquire this Rapunzel!" he announced.

I rolled my eyes and replied, "And what if I don't?" well he didn't like that idea. He went all angry eyes one me and started throwing his flames everywhere and on everything.

"Hey!" I yelled when a flame landed near a picture of my mom and dad. I rushed over to it and picked it up and held it close to my heart. That's the last one I have of them.

"You will help me!" he said. "Or I will destroy this place!" he said angrily.

"NO! Please! Anything but that! I will take you to Wizard city!" I said begrudgingly. Instantly he calmed down, and but still held a dirty look on his face.

"Good let's go now" he said forcibly taking my hand.

"What are you doing!?" I asked when he was about to jump out the window with me in his arms.

"Going" He said confused.

"Well, there is another way." I said quietly, but enough for him to hear.

"Eh?"

"We can use my broomstick, as long as you don't burn it."

"I thought you were a wizard, and not a witch." He said as I got it from the closet. It looked like a stick, with straw attached to the end of it but it had a (eye color) ribbon attached to it to keep the straw on and it has another purpose. The ribbon signifies life, so that is how the magic works.

"Eh... it's a long story...just get on please" He did so. I tapped it (Fav. number) times and it shot off like a rocket. Flame Prince originally held on to the broom, but as soon as it shot off, he gripped my stomach, almost making me vomit up my lunch, I'm already nervous enough...

Oh Adventure here I come...


Magi: Did you guys like it?!

Flame Prince: why did you make me such a jack ass?

Magi: Haven't we already been through this?

Flame Prince: Because you can

Magi: Exactumundo, also, if it was me, I would look like little red riding hood

Flame Prince: little?

Magi: *Brings chain saw out* I like you, but don't make me use this...

Flame Prince: *cowers in the corner* REVIEW PLEASE!