Skittle Protection

By: Nikkii-Love706

Warning: Extreme weird, the awesomeness of skittles, and an OOC!Jiraiya.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Skittles.

Soooo I had actually been eating Skittles and watching the 'super pervert' episode while thinking up a Movie Script for my Creative Writing class and well, TADA! So, I just had to put it on here. It is two scenes and has an adorable Jiraiya in it.

~Start~

[Start Scene: Jiraiya is jumping on a big bed eating skittles.]

Jiraiya: Mmmm Skittles!

[about to eat the last skittle in the bag but it falls out of his hand, off the bed, never to be seen again.]

Jiraiya: ! Not my Skittle! (Crys hysterically.)

[Enter random little girl holding her mothers hand.]

Little Girl: (Points at Jiraiya.) Mommy, is that man crazy?

The Mother: Of course dear. (Pats the little girl on the head.) Now lets ignore him.

[They Exit Scene.]

Jiraiya: (Stands proudly with determination shinning in his eyes.) I shall avenge thee Skittles! For the sake of all the lost skittles out there!

[End Scene.]

~Done~

*Well, how was it?