Oscar films himself talking. "Okay, so Avril signed up to participate in the St. Hopes Cook Off, because she said she could make a better school lunch than anybody else, and the competition's getting really intense and she's starting to get agitated."
He turns the camera around to the stage where the cook off is taking place. She is arguing with celebrity chef Tommy Blumenheck, one of her competitors.
Avril: "I'm making a vegetarian menu."
Tommy: "Hehe, vegetarian, what what?"
Avril: "You know, for those who don't eat meat?"
Tommy: "Who doesn't eat meat? I know plants that don't eat meat which is why they don't get up and walk about."
Avril: "I don't eat meat, and you know what, I bet I will make a better school dinner than you!"
Tommy: "Come on little girl, you're dealing with someone whose been in the business since before you came out of your mother's fanny!"
Avril: "Oy, screw off!"
Tommy, mumbling: "Pfft, stupid bitch."
Avril: "What did you just call me?"
Tommy: "I said 'stupid bitch'!"
Avril walks up and pushes him over.
Everybody gasps.
"Not even contests are safe..." Oscar laments.
She runs around and begins chucking the cooking equipment around, throwing all of the utensils and stuff into the audience. A pair of tongs hit Scoop Doggy in the head. "Aaaaah, what the fuck?"
Avril smashes Tommy's microwave and chucks it on him, and rips down the big COOK OFF sign. Mr. Flatley awkwardly takes his mic and tries to speak. "Um...I'm so sorry students...it is my understanding Avril is a bit unhappy with one of the contestants."
Mrs. King tries to stop Avril.
"NO! SHUT UUUUP!" Avril screeches. She pushes the big sign off the stage and at Mrs. King. Some of the students get up and run to the back of the room. Avril jumps off the stage and right onto the seats, which prompts the class to get up and run hysterically out of the room. Avril begins throwing the chairs around again.
"Avril's destroying everything! Oh my god..." Mrs. King frantically shouts. Tommy is getting helped out of the room by Frank.
Mrs. King runs out of the room and to the office. Oscar watches as Avril takes entire chunks out of the school walls and throws them everywhere. She shoves books off their shelves and knocks the shelves over. "Avril, you just ruined our chance of getting that fat hag to stop shoving cabbage into our lunch!"
"FUCK THE FAT HAG, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK TOMMY GAY FAGGOT BLUMEN-BUTTHOLE-HECK...FUUUCK!".
As Avril continues smashing everything around the room and out for two more minutes, two policemen find her and order Avril to calm down. "Look ma'am, settle down."
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU PIG!"
"Ma'am, you're going to have to settle this please."
"SCREW OFF!"
The policeman pepper sprays her, to her violent screeching. "AAAAAAAH! MY FREAKING EYES! MY EYES! WHAT THE FRICKING BULLCRAP!"
Oscar: "HOLY shit, Avril...*laughs*...what the f-*laughs*"
The video cuts out just as the man picks Avril up and takes her out of the room to try and calm her down.