A/N: RAFT is back again with another crazy installment of the Misadventures of the Misuse of Ruby Slippers! For those of you that most likely have no idea who we are, read my bio! A full explanation of any masked vigilantes you see in this fic will be explained there. Also, read my bio for a full definition of RAFT, which will confuse you unless you know what it is. Oh, and do not try what we do in these fics at home. We are professionals.

This takes place about six years after the beginning of the series, they saved Sasuke, and Orochimaru is still at large. Just so ya'll don't get confused.

RAFT tip of the day: Watch out for old perverted ninjas. You never know when they are spying on you at the bathhouse. Protect your modesty. Wear a towel.

IF YOUR WONDERING ABOUT THE DRYER OR RUBY SLIPPERS: The dryer is what we use to travel to different places. Way cheaper than plane tickets. As for the ruby slippers, my compadre has a fic under her name called A Pair of Ruby Slippers in which we get the ruby slippers off the internet. Just to clear that up.

Middle Earth + Star Trek Ninja?

"Quick turn left!" Currently two trouble-causing teenage girls were being chased by an angry mob composed of offended orphans. One hour earlier...

"Charlie are you sure this is going to work?"

"Of course Alex all we have to do is pose as orphans and then we can get the free cheesecake at their convention." Slowly the pair of girls crept into the convention hall bent on getting cheesecake. Suddenly they were stopped by security.

"Hey you two! What are you doing here?"

"Uh, we're here for the convention."

"How do I know that?" Thinking quickly the short brunette, also known as Charlie, came up with an impressive plan...cry.

"Oh why must the world be so cruel, all I wanted was to be with people like me! Oh, people who felt my pain! Why? Oh why?"

"Okay kid calm down. I'm sorry go on in." Charlie looked over to the tall red head and did her victory pose before going in.

"See Alex I told you it would work. But who knew orphans were so protective of their cheesecake?" The girls headed over to the food table and began eating cheesecake. When suddenly Alex's cell phone rang. Without thinking Alex answered it and began a conversation.

"Yeah okay, bye mom." Charlie stared in horror as Alex utterted those last words, as the convention of orphans circled around Charlie and Alex. "Oh Charlie remind me to pick up milk for my mom. Charlie? Charlie what's with the look?"

"You idiot you just blew our cover. RUN!"

Which brings us back to the present...

"We're almost to my house, if we make it, we can hide in my basement." The two girls dodged orange construction cones and turned onto Alex's street. Just as they were turning onto her driveway, Charlie pitched forward, sprawling on the ground.

"What the hell? Who threw the freaking soup bowl?" One of the random orphans raised their hands. "Oh." With that, she and Alex darted into Alex's basement.

"Hurry to the dryer."

"But I've got the ruby slippers right here. Why can't we-"

"NO! Charlie to the dryer!"

"Screw that I'm using my slippers." As Charlie was struggling to put on her shoes Alex was trying to open her dryer door and set the cooridinates, the orphans caught up with them. Charlie panicked and tripped into Alex causing both of them to tumble into the dryer. A sonic boom threw all the orphans backward, and with a flash of light, they disappeared.

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"Rasengan!"

"Chidori!"

"Shit, it's not working, what do we do?" Naruto and Sasuke leapt back, panting and bruised. They had thrown everything they had at this guy, and yet he didn't seem affected at all. What were they doing wrong? The only open spot in his defenses was right above his head, but they couldn't get close enough to get a hit! Sakura looked over from her place by Sai, who was wounded when he took a hit for her. Thank god for her training, being able to heal people really was the best battle defense.

"Okay, one more time." Naruto and Sasuke took off once again, about to use their signature attacks one more time, when a most peculiar thing happened. A flash of white light appeared in the sky above their mysterious enemy. Shielding their eyes, they squinted to see what looked like two screaming people fall from the sky, landing right on said mystery enemy. They blinked. That was unexpected.

"Ow, Charlie you're crushing my spleen."

"I think I broke something." Sasuke blinked. Did those girls just save them? Currently, the red-headed one was trying to untangle her legs from the shorter brunette, but failed miserably and fell on her face onto their crushed enemy, who they paid no attention to. He looked over at Naruto, who had fallen over from shock, then turned to look at Sakura and the unconscious Sai, the former who sweatdropped. Okay, apparently this one was up to him.

"Hey, you two." He began walking toward them, deeming them safe to approach from their present behavior, which consisted of arguing over who was going to buy the cheesecake, whatever the hell that was. Now the brunette was making wild arm gestures, and finally managing to stand up, began stomping off. The red-head yelled after her, calling her a short oompa-loompa or something, and managed to once again fall over after once again attempting to stand. By now he was getting very annoyed, considering they had completely ignored him, and since he was standing right next to them, that really said something about their observational skills, or lack of.

"Hey, you two foreigners, where do you think you're going?" Both turned to stare at him with wide eyes. He stared back. They had very round eyes, they certainly weren't from any country he'd ever heard of.

"Huh, who are you?" The redhead stopped and stared at Sasuke and blinked. Why was she in a forest; she was hoping to end up in Middle Earth, not some dumb forest. Shit.

"Hey, Charlie where were you aiming?"

"Huh, oh I was shooting for the Enterprise. Hey, this isn't the bridge, and he isn't Scotty."

"God damn it I hate it when this happens. Next time we check with each other to make sure we're going to the same place. This sucks, I was hoping for Legolas." Naruto, after finally regaining enough composure, got up and began yelling at Alex and Charlie.

"Hey who do you two think you are? We've been battling that creep forever and you two show up out of nowhere and fall on him and kill him! Well I'm Naruto Uzamaki, and I'm not gonna be shown up by a couple of girls. Believe it!" They both stared at him for a second, then started walking away.

"I'm starving, do you think they have some place around here where we can get some cheesecake? We missed out earlier."

"Yeah that sounds good...ow!" Charlie rubbed the back of her head, then turned back to Naruto with a glare.

"What the hell? I just wanted some fricking cheesecake."

"Well I want you two to fight me. You're not getting off the hook so easily." They looked at each other, then turned back to him.

"Nah, we're hungry, we don't feel like fighting right now, maybe later." Alex waved him away dismissively and was about to leave, when he appeared in her face.

"You aren't leaving just like that! How do we know that we can trust you huh?" Alex and Charlie looked at each other, then turned back to him, smiling.

"You don't."

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"You were chased down by orphans who wanted to punish you for trying to steal their cheesecake, then used your mystical moon powers to escape and ended up here? Why do I not believe that?" Kakashi stared at the two of them with a bored expression on his face. Well, there was no doubt they were foreigners, but from a different world? Hardly. "I'm afraid if you want me to believe you, you're going to need some proof. How do we know you're not spies from an enemy village?"

"Cause we're super cool and amazing." He rolled his eyes. Now that reminded him of a certain crazy black-haired man who ran around in a green jumpsuit. Maybe he should introduce them.

"I meant physical proof. If you're from another world, show us something from it. Or better yet, your supposed mystical powers." Charlie and Alex looked at each other nervously, before Charlie's eyes brightened enthusiastically.

"I know, here's my copy of Phantom of the Opera. Look at it and be amazed." She tossed the worn book at him, and he paged through it absently, before frowning.

"I've never seen a written language like this before. You can actually read it?" Charlie looked insulted.

"Of course I can! I will read it for you, give it back." She opened the book randomly, then puffed up her chest and recited solemnly. "The opera ghost really existed, he was not as was long believed, a creature of the imagination of the artists, the superstition of the managers, or the produ..."

"Okay, okay, I get the point, you can stop. That's a weird book." Charlie almost screamed.

"Weird? WEIRD? That is the most amazing book in the world! How dare you insult it, you old gray-haired man! You know nothing!" Everyone sweatdropped. Kakashi smiled sheepishly and put his hands up in defeat.

"Just kidding." Everyone sighed in relief. "It's the weirdest book I've ever heard of." With a roar, Charlie launched herself at him, only to be tackled by Alex. She pinned her arms behind her in an attempt to restrain her, but ended up getting wacked in the head. By now everyone had backed up slowly, eyes wide. These girls were weird. There was no other word for it.

"Apologize please! She's going to break off my arm." Alex glared up a Kakashi, who put a hand behind his head nervously.

"Alright, I'm sorry. Just don't do it again." At that she stopped, giving him a strange look. The two of them stood up then, seemingly only just noticing the other people in the room, and laughed nervously. Alex spoke up uncomfortably.

"Um, so, do you think we could maybe stay here for awhile? Considering I couldn't bring the dryer with me, I don't think we can get back." Kakashi's eyebrows went up.

"I thought you got here using your mystical moon powers."

"I did."

"With a dryer?"

"Yes." Alex looked at him solemnly, before turning to Charlie, an alarmed expression on her face. The short brunette had suddenly started off towards the door, shoving a random ninja out of the way. "Hey, where do you think you're going?"

"Duh, to get cheesecake. This place is boring." Alex gaped wordlessly as she just strolled out of the room. Tsunade snapped out of it and sent an unfamiliar ninja to spy on her and make sure she wasn't causing trouble. Meanwhile Alex fell to her knees on the floor.

"Why Charlie why? Is it because I landed on your leg? Is that it? Fine then, I don't need you either!" With that she turned away from the door with a hmph. Tsunade sweatdropped.

"You did want to stay here right?" When Alex turned back around and nodded enthusiastically, she continued. "Well, I can provide housing for the two of you until you figure out how to get home, but you will have to abide by the laws of this village. Is that clear?" Alex once again nodded. "Good. Well, I leave you in capable hands. Dismissed." With that, most of the ninja left, Alex was peering at a cool vase when Kakashi grabbed her elbow and pulled her out of the room. She pouted and was going to demand food when she happened to notice the angry blonde trying to stare a hole through her. She blinked.

"What? Are you jealous because of my amazing hair? It's because I'm so cool isn't it." The remaining ninja sweatdropped, they definitely had to introduce her to Gai and Lee.

"I'm not jealous of you at all! But I can tell you're hiding something! You guys must be really powerful to travel to a different world like that, so I challenge you to a fight!" Alex stared at him for a moment, then turned to Kakashi.

"Do you think we could go get something to eat?" When he nodded and started walking down the corridor, followed by Sasuke and Sakura, Naruto puffed up angrily.

"Hey, HEY! Don't think you can ignore me! I will defeat you! Believe it!" Alex rolled her eyes.

"Is he always like this?" At that, the ninja around her sighed sadly. Okay, guess so.

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Charlie was currently searching around the village looking for cheesecake or something else to occupy her time. She realized she could not read any of the language, after walking into a strip club thinking it was a bakery, and being surrounded by creepy old men. Luckily she had been able to fight her way out with a shoe string and a thumb tack.

"Excuse me kind sir, but do you know where I could get some cheesecake?" Charlie had decided to ask a kindly villager for aid, unfortunately the kindly villager had been female.

"You vile child! How dare you!" The not so kindly villager began to beat Charlie over the head with her grocieries.

"Ah! You bitch! I only wanted some cheesecake. Why? NOOOOO!!!" The old woman walked away leaving Charlie twitching on the ground.

Two Hours Later...

The unknown ninja assigned to watch Charlie AKA Shino stood hidden in the trees spying on her listening to her cursing about orphans and her lack of cheesecake. He understood why Tsunade wanted her watched, she already angered half the village with her illiteracy and ignorance.

"Why? All I wanted was some cheesecake! Is that so much to ask?!" In her anger and despair Charlie threw the closest thing she could find, her shoe.

Just as Shino was taking a moment to adjust his glasses Charlie's shoe hit him in the head knocking him out of the tree he was in.

Charlie looked up from her mourning when she heard a thump. Turning around she saw a tall imposing figure in sunglasses and a funny tan jacket getting up from the ground. Sunlight danced around him, music was heard in the trees, and Charlie had hearts in her eyes.

Shino stood up and located the girl, who was currently...singing? Yes, the girl was singing and dancing around a tree.

"I get weak just thinking about you,

It all began so easily,

A look from you a glance from me.

Then our eyes met like thunder & lightning

You and I, strangers lost in a moment

Eye to eye We were caught unaware of the passion inside us .

Love at first sight!"

Shino stared at the girl in horror. Oh god. His first thought was to run away form the singing dancing foreign girl. But that was an un-ninja like thing to do. Deciding on a course of action, Shino chose to confront the girl.

"Miss, uh Miss..." Charlie paused from her song and dance to pay attention to her new found love interest. Shino shifted uncomfortably. "I have been assigned by Tsunade-sama to watch you and escort you throughout the village." Charlie nodded dreamily at Shino and followed him to the village, continuing her song and dance.

"Love at first sight

So rare, and so exciting I only hope this love we found can last!" Though he didn't show it on the outside, Shino was screaming inside.