O' art thou Kramerish!
Look to the cookie
The black & white cookie,
he had said with zeal
It's chewy and evenly divided
Across tasty lines, sugary sweet dreams
Morsels of rich chocolate and vanilla confection
swirl on your tongue in delicious utopian flavor
Look to the cookie, he shouted across the bakery
Later he admitted it was like having Louis Farrakhan
and David Duke fighting in his stomach
Fighting in his head
Fighting in society
Fighting on his taste buds
Sinfully mouth-watering, totally satisfying
Irrefutably human, and stupid
Look to the cookie,
the black & white cookie!
By Bob Saccomano
Inspired by recent events in the Cosmo