Welcome. I'm Chris McClain hosting this new season. This season will be Drama, Action, and most importantly two billion dollars. Like always, Each contestants will be split up in two different teams. Here comes our first unhappy contestant...Heh.
"Great! I'm back another season. Ugh!" Heather getting out of a taxi.
"Nice to see you again also Heather." Chris said smiling
"Don't talk to me." Heather simply told him.
"Seems like we have another familiar face coming." Chris watches the next contestant come
"Aw man, Heather? Again!?" Gwen walking away from the taxi disappointed
"Uh yeah? Unlike you this show isn't really a show without me." Heather remarked
"Whatever." Gwen said now standing beside Heather with a frown on her face.
"Here's our third contestant!" Chris narrates
"Sha-Lighting came for seconds!" Lighting flexing his biceps as he walks to Chris
"Lighting! Glad you can make it." Chris says watching Lighting get beside him
"This season i ain't letting no weak females stop me!" Lighting lifting his arms up.
"Excuse me?" Heather and Gwen became triggered in his words
"This keeps getting better and better." Chris wipes a happy tear from his eye.
Another taxi appears in front of them, When the person got out it was no other than...
"Hey yall! Leshawna is back!" Leshawna says dancing her way to the crowd
"Whats up girl, I miss you." Leshawna gave Gwen a high five
"Looks like someone excited to win what they can't have." Heather laughed
"Someone hand me casket! This girl going right in it" Leshawna said while Gwen holding her back
"Come on Chris i want action not some cage match with a giraffe and hippo." Lighting staring at the two girls who were fighting.
"Don't worry, Here comes our lucky forth contestant." Chris spoke
"WHOO-HOO! I'M READY FOR THE MONEY!" Geoff swinging his hat around
"Who let Cowboy woody back?" Heather asked anyone who knew the answer
"Awesome! This place looks...Awesome!" Geoff smiles now beside the others
"Good to know that Geoff." Chris watch the next taxi come
"Haha...I hope i don't die in this season" Owen says to himself laughing goofy
"Owen! My man give me some love big guy." Geoff arms were wide open
"Geoff!!! I'm so glad i can see you again! We didn't really talk much in the race thing." Owen hugged him tight then let go
"Sorry dude, Me and Brody are like lone wolves when we are together." Geoff said
"Can we get on with this? Please!?" Heathers patience was growing thin.
"For once i agree, Hurry up." Gwen agreed
"Geez, Everyone is so picky today." Chris looks at the angry pre-adults.
"Um, Is this the right place? The map i bought today said france..." Lindsay ask unsure
"Yes Lindsay, This is it." Chris says happy again
Lindsay walks to the Chris and greeted him, Then the first few contestants.
"Hi Dish it's so great to be on this season again, It's been like...forever." Lindsay greeted
"It's Chris." Chris pronounce his name correctly.
"Hi everyone." Lindsay waved at the others.
"Pfft, Where is all the smart people at? Am i the only one!?" Heather yelled
"Yeah, You are the only dumb one here." Gwen laughs along with Leshawna.
"Greetings Ladies and gentlemen" Alejandro heading to the others.
"Here comes Heather part 2." Leshawna stared down Alejandro angrily
"Sure you can't be still mad at me from what happen five years ago." Alejandro lifts his right eyebrow up
"I don't care if it was a week ago! You made a fool out of me." Leshawna says
"And me! You're lucky i don't find you useful anymore." Heather added
"Oh Heather, Can't admit i left you i see." Alejandro smiles at Heather
"Admit? Yeah right. I left you before i came on this stupid show again! So you won't hold me back, But obviously you wanna follow me around like my own shadow." Heather blocks his face with her hand
"You still stubborn i suppose." Alejandro looks away.
"Ugh!"
"Here comes another one." Chris said now sitting on his personal chair
"What do you mean i can't sue? I'm a C.I.T!" Courtney talking over the phone
"Hello, Courtney." Chris sipping on his tropical punch.
"Chris you're lucky i don't have papers on you now." Courtney pointed at him
"I wish you did. I wonder how my face looks on file." Chris laughed
The next person to come was Tyler, He ran out of the taxi and tried to do a backflip for his entrance but failed, He landed so hard on the ground.
"I'm...okay." Tyler gave a thumbs up while still on the ground hurt.
"Looks like we have a bad boy coming up." Chris and everyone else looks at Duncan walking out of a police car
"Oh wow, I thought you would be lock up forever Mr Boom Boom." Gwen laughs
"You'll be surpise what my wife can do." Duncan shifted his eyes over to Courtney.
"Next time you won't be so lucky." Courtney stated
"Here you go Mr McClain, If he cause you any trouble just call us." The police man toss Duncan towards Chris
"Will do." Chris smiles evilly at Duncan
Another Taxi comes letting out Jo. She walks to the crowd screaming that she will win
"You dirtbags thought you seen the last of me? Jo said to everyone.
"Jo...You got alot of nerves showing your face here again." Lighting glares at her
"Like you scare me, Lighting bolt." Jo laughs at her joke.
"Seems like we have two contestants entering." Chris says
"Come on Dakota, We need to win this season this time." Sam said playing his video game
"I'm coming! It took me two years too get this beautiful again." Dakota told him
"Real nice Chris, Letting Sha-Werido and Sha-Dumb back in the game." Lightning looks over at Chris
"How about you Sha-Up!?" Heather asked Lightning rudely
"Hm...Not bad, Thought it would be a wasteland." Scott walks to everyone
"Sorry this place doesn't remind you of your hometown." Duncan smirks
"I see you bought him back...Courtney." Scott ignoring Duncans insult
"It's the least i could do, After all he is my husband." Courtney sighs
"HUSBAND!?" Everyone voice echo with each other but Duncan.
"It's a long story." Courtney blushed
"We missed so much..." Gwen says more shocked than anyone.
"Wow we having some more?" Chris stares at the remaining cast coming out of a limo.
The last contestants who came are Zoey, Mike, DJ, Shawn, Staci, Beth, Noah, Kitty, Emma, Rodney, Cody, Anne Marie, Trent Harold, and one person that's all the way new, Valentina.
"NOAH! CODY!" Owen rushed towards his close friends and squeezed them tightly
"Please...I need air." Noah about to past out
"Hey Chris, Didn't you say this season called Total drama originals? Most of these losers isn't even from the original season." Heather asked confused.
"It was at first...But the producers wanted more drama...So yeah." Chris answered
The other campers started talking about what happen when they left. Trent went over to Gwen and greeted her with a smile.
"Gwen. It's nice to see you again." Trent smiles in a cool way
"Same here Trent. You look very different." Gwens laughed made him blush.
"Thanks." Trent accepted her compliment
"Each team will have divided up into two. The first team would be called team Kicking Kangaroos, The next would be team Lightning Tigers." Chris explains
"Hey Chris put me on the lighting team!" Lighting waving his arms around
"Just for that, You're on the Kicking Kangaroos." Chris said
"Aw man..."
"When i call you please come stand behind the "Kicking Kangaroos" sign." Chris told everyone.
"Trent, Owen, Noah, Cody, Mike, Zoey, Shawn, DJ, Tyler, Lighting, Jo, Rodney, You all the Kicking Kangaroos!"
"Another season with another pointless team." Noah says to himself
"Move it dictionary noodle, I came here to win." Jo pushed Noah out of her way.
"NOAH!" Emma yelled in concern
"Don't worry Emma, We will protect him even if we in different teams." Kitty putting her hand on her shoulder.
"The rest of you are team Lighting Tigers." Chris smiles normally
"This is great! My great, great, great, great uncle Berry always loved Tigers." Staci said
Everyone on Team "Lighting Tigers" made a huge "ugh" sound hinting they didn't want Staci on the team.
"Girls would be sleeping in the dorms. As for males you'll have your own dorm also." Chris tells everyone "Now go! Meet me at the studio at 5."
All the boys went left and all the girls went right.
Boys Dorm-
The boys begin packing their stuff. The boys started talking about pretty much everything but mostly girls.
"Wow buddy, She got you good." Owen looking at Noahs bruised face.
"Oh really!? I couldn't tell." Noah sarcastically said
"Did you guys see that new pretty chick?" Duncan asked the rest of the males
"Leshawna?" Harolds voice became flirty just by saying her name.
"Zoey?"
"Beth?"
"Courtney?"
"Marie?"
"Lindsay?"
"EMMA!?" Noah shouted now interested
"My amigos, isn't it obvious? The Valentina chicka." Alejandro using his accent smooth
"You know it." Duncan told him he was right.
"She does seem confused about things...I'll help her." Mike declared
"Hold on "Mal" Why you checking on the new girl? If anything it should be me." Cody spoke
"While you two losers fighting over a girl, I got a billion ready on me." Lighting walking out of the dorm.
"Suit yourself." Scott fake waving goodbye
"Hey Geoff, What happen with you and blondie?" Duncan ask his dear old friend.
"Bridgette? She's at the house taking care of the kid." Geoff laughs normal
"YOU HAVE A KID WITH HER!?" Every male said out loud.
"What?" Geoff said confuse
Geoff Confessional~
"Why is everyone so surprise about me and Bridge? We were made for each other." Geoff tells the camera
"We even have a kid together, His name is Kenny." Geoff showing a picture of his new family
"DON'T WORRY BABE! I'LL WIN THIS FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!!!" Geoff shouts.
End of Confessional~
Girls Dorm~
"Did you know that my great, great, great, great, great, Grandma was the queen of Italy?" Staci talking constantly
"Didn't know that...At all." Gwen sighs
"Will you shut up already?" Heather finding her very annoying.
"Let the girl talk, She ain't hurting anyone." Leshawna fixing her hair
"Does anyone know spainish? I can't really understand her." Zoey pointed at Valentina
"I can." Courtney walking towards Valentina
"Hola soy Courtney." Courtney introducing herself
"Hola un gusto conocerte estoy un poco confundido." Valentina speaking back
"Ve a buscar a Chris, lo explicará mejor." Courtney said
"Gracias!" Valentina now walking away
"Wow Courtney you really good at that. Should've called you when i was failing Spainish." Gwen jokes
"Oh it was nothing." Courtney laughs nervously
"Hm..." Heather says to herself.
Heather Confessional~
"Why is Courtney helping someone who doesn't even know English? Chris needs subtitles on this show. How am i suppose to make a alliance with someone if i can't unserstand them?!"
"I need someone who is stupid. Someone who won't notice anything."
"Maybe i should keep my distance for now and focus on one thing..."
"Alejandro stupid conniving self. He's worst than me, And i'm Heather."
End of Confessional~
Chris Personal Studio~
"Welcome Campers, You're task is simple. Each player wil have ten seconds to Pick a leader, Once you do your new leader must run and grab the gold medal all the way up there." Chris points at the tall building behind him.
"Once the leader comes back down the rest of you have one minute to grab each flag behind the Building. Who ever gets the medal and get all five flags wins."
"GO!" Chris blows his whistle loudly.
Kicking Kangaroos~
"Listen up Maggots, I'm taking the lead this time." Jo ordered
"No way Jo i'm taking charge." Lighting getting in her face.
"How about you Sha-ZAM yourself off me!?" Jo pushes Lighting out of her personal face.
"Should we stop them?" Tyler along with everyone watching Jo and Lightning fight.
"I don't know..." Trent said
Lighting Tigers~
"Okay, I think we have a higher chance in beating them." Heather in serious mode
"That's great and all but Who is the leader?" Scott getting to the main point.
"It's obviously me. I have the skills and the brains." Courtney suggested
"She has my vote." Duncan taking her side.
"Who cares? We need to beat them...Like now." Emma running for the medal
"WAIT! WHAT YOU DOING!?" Heather reaches out for Emma
"Winning!" Emma still running.
"That's Emma for you" Kitty chuckled
Kicking Kangaroos~
"Dang it. They already pick someone. I'm going in!" Jo starts running to the medal
"Oh no you don't!" Lighting running after Jo.
"I wonder if they like each other." Mike says curious
"Maybe." Zoey leaning on Mikes shoulder as she watch the two leaders battle it out
Jo Confessional~
"Why is Lightning even here!? It's bad enough i have the most weakest team, Now i have the most ignorant loud mouth that comes with it? Great."
"I can still hear you!" Lighting says backstage
"GOOD SEE IF I CARE." Jo shouts back
End Confessional~
"COME ON EMMA YOU CAN DO IT! DO IT FOR NOAH!" Kitty cheers her sister on
"That fool dating her?" Leshawna stares at Noah.
"Yep! Isn't that great?" Owen eating his chips he bought with him.
"Yeah, If she loves a guy who runs like a girl." Duncan remarks
"Hey! Don't talk trash about my sister boyfriend." Kitty warn him
"Creo que deberíamos movernos chicos!" Valentina spoke
'Huh? What doll? My spray isn't for sell." Anne Maria kept spraying her hair.
"Qué debemos hacer" Valentina watching the timer
"Look, I'm not selling so speak English or take a hike." Anne Maria frowns at her
"Por favor! Debemos apresurarnos antes de que el otro equipo gane." Valentina says
"Oh No, No, No! You didn't just call me fat." Anne Maria taking off her earrings.
"Easy, Easy!" Alejandro holding Anne Maria back from the scared Valentina
"So you can hold another girl quick but not me!?" Heather became Jealous.
"Chill out dudes! That team already have the gold medal!" Geoff says freaking out.
"He's right! Harold, Hurry up and get our medal." Courtney instruct him
"Why me?" Harold ask
"You're the only one we can afford to lose." Courtney bluntly said.
Harold started running fast as he could to the medal that was hanging on top of the building. When he got there he quickly climbs and grab the medal, Only to fall backwards in pain. Emma went all the way down to help poor old Harold
"That's what i like to see Harold!" Duncan laughs at his pain
"Come on guys before we lose this!" Gwen leading the way for her team.
"NUNCA ECHARSE PARA ATRÁS!!!" Valentina screams while running to the flags
"Man...Dokata what food do you even eat!?" Sam barely carrying his girlfriend
"Sorry Sam, I would walk but these paparazzi always wants a picture of us doing something together." Dokata sighs
"This way Dokata!" A paparazzi male called out for her.
Like always she did just that. She pose for the pictures they took, She went so far as kissing Sam on the back of his neck in one of the pictures.
"Hehe...That tickles..." Sam laughs softly
Meanwhile, The Kicking Kangaroos were in the lead all of team members were gabbing all of their colored flags. The Lighting Tigers were not far behind.
"Come on you slackers these flags not gonna win for us." Heather snatching her flags
"This is fun i remembered my great, great, great, great Aunt Sally made flags like these." Staci talking to her team
"Hey! You giving Leshawna a headache." Leshawna pulling flags out of the ground.
"I thought you said "she ain't hurting no one" Gwen smiles at Leshawna.
"But she is causing us to lose here just look at her, No one even talking to her." Leshawna glares over at Staci
"Yaaah, My Great cousin Jimmy made the first American dream car that Tom Cruise drove in 1910." Staci talking to herself
"You made your point." Gwen looks at her awkwardly
"Time! The Kicking Kangaroos wins! Chris stops the timer.
The Kicking Kangaroos congratulate each other on what they did. The Lighting Tigers however stared viciously at Staci.
"Okay. I lied my great, great grandma isn't a pirate from the Atlantic seas." Staci admits.
"Everyone meet me back in the lobby, Someone is going home...Forever." Chris says walking off
Courtney Confessional~
"We could've won! We seriously have more people than them and we still lost. I don't know if i should sue Chris first or all of the losers who made me lose."
The only person who put any effort is That emma girl. Harold at least got the medal although, Everyone else is just useless!
"I know i'm not going home. No way."
End of Confessional~
"Great leader you are Heather." Alejandro growls
"Oh, So now i'm the leader when we lose? Thanks!" Heather said sarcastic
"Are you okay?" Emma carrying Harold shoulder while Leshawna takes the other.
"The master of a true ninja will always be okay." Harold assured her.
Harold Confessional~
"I couldn't just tell my soon to be wife and some random girl that i'm hurt. That isn't very cool. What is cool is Leshawna will be living in my basement soon, My mom says we can even use the bathroom down there."
"Keep in mind that my T.V is the size of a gameboy."
End of Confessional~
Lobby~
"Today was a victory for the Kicking Kangaroos but a lost for the Lighting Tiger. When i call your name please come up and claim your amazingly crafted Chris McClain badge." Chris said
"Courtney"
"Gwen"
"Valentina"
"Duncan"
"Anne Maria"
"Harold"
"Kitty and Emma"
"Alejandro"
"Leshawna"
"Geoff"
"Owen."
"This is the last McClain badge for tonight." Chris holding the last one.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!? WHY AM I THE LAST TWO!?" Heather questioned her team
"We couldn't pick between you two." Gwen giggles with the rest smiling at Heather.
"The last badge goes to..."
Heather stares at the badge hoping she would get it, Staci sweating her eyes out hoping she won't get booted first again.
"Heather." Chris finally says
"Yes, Yes, Yes!!! Time for you to see your ancestors." Heather tease
"Wait! My great Mother have a personal Airline that could send you out of space...Yes." Staci lying again
"Well you better use her old passport cause your out of here." Chris told her
"Yaaah! My great great great uncle Tommy told me i own this place." Staci stomps her foot
"Chef...Show dear Staci to her long lived family tree." Chris said
"I don't get paid enough for this..."
Chef walking to Staci lifting her whole body as he walks away with Staci heavy body on his back.
"I told you guys so much great stories! Like how my great great-"
Staci got cut off by the door shutting right in her face.
"Finally! I can't believe we invited her back!" Chef walks away from the now moving taxi car.
"Who would come out alive? Will Heather finally admits that she bad at leading? Or will Jo become allies with Lighting? Tune in next time to find out on Total Drama... ORIGINALS!" Chris yells happyily