A Dream
Heh, I had a dream when I was sick (so you know it was weird) and I thought it ws funny. I told a couple of friends and they laughed, so here it is. Also, A little language issue so ratings are as so.
OK, my mom had to take my uncle somewhere so we (my 4 bros and sisters and me) had to get a babysitter (even though me (second-oldest) and my oldest brother didn't even need one) But we got one and it happened to be Lord Orochimaru. The Snake Lord. Walking into my home with all his pale glory babysitting us. Now here's where it gets weird. Apparentely, to keep my youngest sister from crying, he instantly pulled out a stack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards and said, "Let's duel!" It was going well, we were quiet for about 15 minutes until my brother beat Orochimaru in a duel, which caused him to yell out, "Dammit!" That was a problem.
This in turn caused my grandad (he lives with me) to jump in the doorway, pull out a double-barrel shotgun, point dead at Orochimaru, and yell out, "Who in the hell cussin' in my house?" We all screamed out, "Oh crap," slid under my grandad's legs, and ran out the door. "Oh no you don't," my grandad yelled as he ran out the door after s. (why he was chasing us I don't know) As he chimbed into his big green truck, a voice yelled out, "Orochimaru!!!" The truck has just come to life and wanted to get back Orochimaru for kicking the truck before he came in earlier.
As we were running down the street still getting chased by the truck, Orochimaru suddenly realized that the truck was mad at him for kicking it. He looked behind him and yelled to the truck, "I didn't know cars could remem-HUACK!!!" And that's when his right hip collided with the back bumper of a parked car in front of him, which caused him to flip over the hood of the car and bounce onto the pavement on his back. Of course, we were laughing as he moaned in pain, but we stopped when we saw the truck still coming at us.
Orochimaru hopped up and said, "I'm sorry Mr. Richburg, I'll never cuss again. And I also apoligize for kicking you earlier Mr. Truck." My grandad looked out of the window and said, "OK," and left us to walk all of the way back ourselves. But Orochimaru Didn't have to say, "You old dumbass fart." Which caused my grandad to run him over. And over. And over. "Grandad, STOP!" I yell, "he won't cuss again!" And that's when my mom pulled up and said, "Who is that grandad is running over- Oh ny GOD!" she said when she saw Orochimaru all bloody, legs and arms twisted, face pelling off due to the numerous tire tracks. And that's when I woke up. Yes, I woke up laughing, can you blame me (then again I am a pschyotic artist who's constantly on the honor roll and who's friends say i'm a female reincarnation of Bakura, just more sane to the point of not cutting myself yet I like the taste of blood but enough about me...)
P.S: My grandad's a really nice guy, he wouldn't hurt a fly-yeah he would.
P.P.S: Orochimaru is one of my favorite characters, that's why I don't know why this happened.