A/N: Hihi, I hope you like it…
Disclaimer: I… I… I do not own Naruto!!!! (runs away with precious diamond-like tears flowing from my eyes)
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Chapter 1: Curiosity
-Naruto's POV-
Once upon a time I went really, really curious of how it felt to be a girl even for a day. And so, I activated my Sexy no Jutsu. All day I went to the spa, hanged out in the mall flirting with some guys, and everything a girl would do. The last place I was planning to go to was the club. That night, I was dancing to my heart's desire without being cautious about me looking like gay while dancing, because, hell, I'm a girl right now. Anyway, every single boy wanted to dance with me, but, oh-man, I don't wanna dance with them! I'm still a boy inside you know, even with these two huge mountains I'm carrying on the outside. Man, was I so tired whole day with these mountains I'm carrying. Now, I understand how females feel.
Anyway, I spotted this certain raven-haired boy at the other side of the club by the counter where you order drinks. So, I snuck up to him, hoping that he doesn't recognize me by my disguise.
"Um, excuse me. I'll have what he's drinking." I said as I sat down beside him.
"Right away, ma'am." The bartender replied.
"Hi." I greeted him with a smile.
"Hn."
"Here's your order, ma'am."
"Thanks." I smiled at the bartender.
"Oh…" I noticed the blush on his face.
"Anyway, how's your day?" I asked the raven-haired boy beside me.
"…"
What the hell, Sasuke-teme. "Oh, you're the quiet type, ne?" I just played on a seductive smile to see if he falls.
"Shut up."
Oh, bloody hell! That's it! … … Wait… Hehe, I've got an idea… I gulped the red wine and asked for another one… and another one… and another one. So, I was already drunk, but I managed to keep my Sexy no Jutsu on. Well, I noticed that he was staring at me.
"What?" I managed to ask in a semi-drunk voice with a large grin plastered on my face.
"Oh, nothing." I also noticed that he was half-drunk by the blush on his face and some hiccups.
"Really, huh? Do you want to… you know what…" Hey, I was just joking there alright. I'm just playing to see if he rides with me.
-Sasuke's POV-
Oh, she looks like somebody… I don't quite remember, though. Wait… Is she asking me out? Well, maybe it won't hurt… Anyway, I'm a boy, so I don't lose anything from it. (A/N: Please remember that he's drunk)
"Sure." I said as I hung my arm onto her shoulder.
-Normal POV-
What!! Is he sure?! Well, no turning back now… and anyway I'm a boy so maybe I won't get preggy… but, yuck… with Sasuke-teme!! Yuck, yuck, yuck!! Sheesh…
"Let's go!" Naruto replied.
The next things that will happen tonight will be seriously censored…
Next day…
"Ugh… My head…" Naruto hissed as he took hold of his head with his hands. "Oh, gosh, where am I?"
He rolled over the bed only to see a sleeping Sasuke beside him.
"WTF?!"
"Hn… What…" Sasuke murmured while eyes closed, irritated by the sudden noise.
Oh, yeah, I was drunk last night with my Sexy no Jutsu on… and then… alright that totally freaks me out… Naruto thought.
"Hm?"
"Oh, nothing, honey…" Naruto faked a female voice knowing that his Sexy no Jutsu was already off.
He hoarsely grunted an 'okay' with his mouth closed.
My golly, I gotta get outta here! Naruto thought. So, he stood up from the bed, grabbed his clothes, put it on, and rushed outside.
Was that Naruto? Sasuke asked himself with one eye opened half-lidded. The hell I care anyway… I'm going back to sleep…
-Naruto's apartment-
What the hell did I do…? Oh, how I wish I didn't do that… I wish I didn't give in to my curiosity… The same words repeated over and over in Naruto's mind like a broken record as he lay there on his bed.
"Hey, Naruto."
"WHA!!" Naruto jumped out of his bed. "H-How did you get in here, Sakura-chan?!"
"Well, you left the door open and I kept on knocking, but nobody's answering, so I just came in."
"Oh, I see." He sat down on his bed.
"Hm? Is something wrong?"
"Oh, nothing. Want to go out to have some ramen?" Naruto asked Sakura. Well, because of Naruto's continuous bringing of Sakura to Ichiraku's, she came to like ramen.
"Sure!"
After a few weeks…
-Hokage's office-
'Tok, tok!' There came a knock.
"Come in." Tsunade answered.
The door creaked open and there popped a blonde.
"Hi, baa-chan!"
"Oh, it's you Naruto. What is it you want this time?"
"Nothing. Just dropping by to say hello." He smiled.
"Brat... You know I'm busy and I don't have time for nonsense." She said as she sipped some coffee.
"Yes, I know. I just want to make sure that you're not overworking yourself."
Tsunade just smiled at him. Oh, how sweet. "Thank-you."
Naruto grinned at her. Suddenly, he felt really dizzy and fell to his knees. Tsunade, being very protective of her 'younger brother', rushed over to him.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Yah, I'm fine. Maybe I just got dizzy because of the smell of the coffee." He said as he stood up.
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah!" He grinned. He, then, waved goodbye and went out.
-Naruto's apartment-
"Mmm… The smell is so good… Spicy chicken ramen! Here I come!" He said as he gobbled up the ramen.
After eating all the ramen on the bowl, he felt a very uneasy feeling in his stomach. He, then, went to the C.R. and vomited the ramen out.
Man, what's happening to me… Suddenly, he remembered his make-out-session with Sasuke while he was in his Sexy no Jutsu. Wait… getting dizzy because of the coffee's smell… and… vomiting… Could it be…? Suddenly, he felt weak on his knees wondering if he's… you know.
So, he rushed to the nearest drug store to buy a pregnancy test.
-At the drug store-
"Oh, is it for your girlfriend?"
"Um…. Yah, it's for her…" He blushed.
"Hihi, here it is." She handed over the pregnancy test.
"Thanks."
-At Naruto's apartment-
Okay… this is it… Please make it a negative sign… He peeked a little and snapped his eyes open. Two perpendicular lines… no…it's… a… positive sign…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
TBC