Steal A Penny For Your Thoughts?

A Kim Possible Fan Fic by the Pharaoh Rutin Tutin

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There are days when it's good to be Shego. Not part of my continuing story lines. WARNING: Rated M. Sexual Situations. Non-Canonical Pairings. This story is NOT for children. If any of this might offend you, please enjoy a different story

There are days when it's good to be Shego. Very good indeed.

When your body can generate and control high temperature plasma, you rarely get cold. So being warm when you wake up is not unusual.

But this morning, the warm glow in your mind, body, and soul has nothing to do with your powers. Nor is it because of the down comforter that normally covers your bed. That was discarded hours ago, along with the various components of your silk lingerie. It isn't the satin sheet half covering your nearly naked form that keeps you warm either.

You know you're not a slut. But then again, you're no prude, either. While the list of the men you've invited into your bed is not long, the names are impressive. Many mere mortals would be understandably intimidated if they knew half names there.

What is your secret, Shego? To be sure, working as hired muscle for a madman and fighting that cheerleader would keep anyone in shape and increase your endurance beyond all normal limits. Your style is unique, even down to wearing your gloves and boots throughout last night's romp. And your raven locks have been known to stop more traffic than a tollbooth.

But last night was different. Actually, he is what made it different.

Yes, he's kind of small. But somehow, you looked past that just long enough to give him a chance.

He knew, or could guess, most of the names on your list, and he didn't care.

This wasn't about impressing or competing with any one from your past or future. For him, the only thing that mattered was making you feel good right now.

This was so new for you that you almost didn't know how to handle him. Not that it mattered. His greatest pleasure was pleasuring you.

Fast, slow, tender, rough, playful, angry, even Tantric. He is a true master, well versed in the ancient arts. He is an innovator, far ahead of his time. He could teach you so much, and give you so much satisfaction along the way. But you know that he, like you, will never stay with one partner for long.

So don't think of the future, Shego. Enjoy this day. Look, he's waking up as well. Let him know you care.

You watch as his eyes flicker open and he looks to you and gives you a big, toothy grin.

Now Shego, give him a proper good morning.

You lean over and kiss him on the nose. As he smiles, you smile back and ask him, "Steal a penny for your thoughts?"

He gets a thoughtful look in his eye, looks up, smiles brightly and in a happy voice says,

"CHEESE!"

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fin

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Hate me, please. I hate myself for posting it. But I had to take a break from my other stories and this little one shot just wouldn't stop gnawing on my brain.

Oh well. I'm sure I'll hear from the RUGO fans about how I've destroyed their favourite genre.

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