Lelouch & The Annoyingnes Of C.C

Lelouch grinded his teeth and his fist tightened.

C.C had discovered Harry Potter, and she hasn't stop laughing 5 hours ago and won't shut her mouth about Harry Potter this and Harry Potter that.

"Ne, Lelouch, it said here that they have a candy which has every flavor! Even booger! Can you believe that! And they use wands and they have an awesome train and Harry Potter is so cool when he stood-up for Ron when Draco bad-mouthed his family and Harry Potter was very awesome at Quidditch and his favorite subject was defense against the dark arts and Harry Potter caught the snitch which was really great and…"

Lelouch slammed his fist at the table. "C.C! For goodness sake! Stop talking about Harry Potter! I shouldn't have brought you to the library earlier!"

C.C just rolled her eyes. "Whatever, you-know-who."

He raised his brow. "What did you say?"

She shrugged. "You-know-who."

He grumbled. "Who's that!"

C.C grinned. "Harry Potter's mortal enemy! Harry Potter defeated him when he was only a baby! Can you believe that! His name was Voldemort, but everyone's so afraid to say it that only Harry Potter can! Even Draco Malfoy can't say it! And Harry Potter…"

He slammed his fist at the table again. "Just shut up or I'm returning all those books to the library and would geass all the pizza places to not accept call's from here!"

She made a face at him who just rolled his eyes. "Such a party pooper you are, Lelouch. Just like how Hermione was like before. But she changed when Harry Potter…"

He got the books and hurriedly went outside and locked the door.

C.C screeched out of frustration.

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Lelouch smirked as he unlocked the door. "No more Harry Potter at last…" He mumbled.

As he opened the door, his bliss turned sour. C.C had 120 papers at the bed.

"C.C, what are those!" He asked as he noticed that it has the name 'Harry' and 'Potter' everywhere.

C.C smirked. "You forgot the internet, Lelouch. Got them at a site called 'ebooks', was it? Bought the book with your card and printed it out."

Lelouch slammed his fist again at the table as he listened to the endless babbling of C.C about Harry Potter.

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Lelouch woke-up from the dining room. He smiled. "It's just a dream…" He said with bliss.

He dreamed that Nunally & Sayoko was talking about Harry Potter. That C.C bought a cd and a book with the writing for the blind and that they were completely addicted.

"Onii-sama! Harry Potter is so cool!" Lelouch screamed.

Sayoko smiled. "Yes, I personally think that Draco Malfoy is cute, too."

Lelouch practically fainted.

And by the other day, it seem's Nunally had told the student council about Harry Potter, and they were completely hooked-up that Milly had every student read the book and everyone was talking about Harry Potter endlessly that Milly declared every Friday "Harry Potter Day" at Ashford.

And when Llyod, Cecile, Gino and Anya came to school that day, they were completely addicted that Llyod decided to make a Harry Potter Knightmare.

It spread quickly to the whole Britannian and Japanese forces and they were all at peace now because of Harry Potter. Britannia and Japan declared independence to each other and held Harry Potter Convention's every week.

And it's all thanks to Lelouch who brought C.C to the library who discovered Harry Potter and changed the world with it.

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