Hey! I hope you all enjoy. I've worked very hard on the plot and it's very unusual. Please Review, Favourite or Follow. If you like, let me know. If you think its utter crap, let me know. I really want to hear from you guys!

It was a dreary, rainy night in Gotham city as usual. The crowds seemed that bit duller, as though they knew what was about to go down. They followed one another in unison, desperate to get home and out of the rain or, perhaps, rob a bank on the way. There are so many criminals in Gotham, so they tend to blend in with the crowd but Batman didn't have the time to pick out the crooks from the cowards.

Bruce Wayne had received a tip-off earlier that day in Wayne enterprises. Somebody had pressed a small, square-tight note into the centre of his palm. He turned, stunned to see Selina Kyle walking to the elevator. On the first chance Bruce got, he had went to the restroom and taken the small note out of his pocket. He unfolded and it read Central Tower, 11.30 pm. Don't be late.

So, there stood Batman, on the roof of Gotham's Central Tower, awaiting the mysterious and unpredictable (at times) Catwoman. He was early and she was exactly on time. She touched the back of his shoulder and he nearly pulled his batarang out on her. "It's just me," she spoke in her sexy, husky voice that he immediately recognised, "ease down".

Batman sighed and put away his batarang. "This must be important?" he said in a gruff tone.

Catwoman leaned close so he could feel her breath on his chin and she whispered, "it's the Joker and...Harley". Batman could feel a deep anger and annoyance building up in him as Catwoman continued on.

Meanwhile, Harley Quinn giggled as she followed the Joker up a flight of stairs. The Joker was dressed in a janitor's jumpsuit and he didn't fit the role. He was carrying a briefcase. His green hair and bright make-up clearly revealed his true identity. Harley wore a short, red skirt, a white blouse; buttoned low and tied below her breasts, a small red tie and black knee-high socks. Her blonde hair was worn in pigtails and either end was dip-dyed red and black. She was playing the school-girl role.

Finally, they reached their destination. The odd couple were in a school and they had reached the gym at the top floor. "Let's set up over there!" The Joker said, gesturing to the large hall's centre. The two bent down and opened the briefcase. The Joker then smiled at Harley, "SHOWTIME!"

Back on the Central Tower, Batman clenched his fists. "So, you're telling me that Harley and The Joker are going to blow up a school?"

"I think so", said Catwoman, now sounding uneasy.

"And why are you telling me this?"

Catwoman leaned close again and whispered in Batman's ear, "there's something off about it...I don't think it's a bomb"

With that, Batman nodded and kissed Selina's cheek, "thank you for letting me know" he said and jumped off the building, swinging across to another, using his rope-gun.

Batman had known something was wrong since before he had met with Selina on the rooftop and all these unanswerable questions continued to spark up in his mind, why would Selina risk her identity by going into Wayne Enterprises and unsubtly handing me a note? Why would she tell me about this bomb unless, perhaps, she was worried about me? And, finally; who was pointing a sniper at Selina on that rooftop? Batman had pretended not to notice the red dot on the back of Selina's head that he had seen in the reflection of the batarang he had pulled. He was playing along to the The Joker's game for both Selina's wellbeing and for the safety of his city.

Batman called Oracle through his earpiece. "Oracle, I need the location of The Joker and Harley".

"On it", she had replied and within a few seconds she had tracked them. "They're in East High's gym. Top floor".

That didn't take long, almost like they want me to find them, Batman thought.

He reached the high school within a matter of minutes and swung through an open window in a classroom, on the top floor. He left the classroom and headed toward the gym. He was just about to open the wide doors when-

"Wait!" said Oracle through the earpiece. "They're gone. They must be...in the vents?"

Batman looked up, just in time to see Harley drop from a vent. "Hey B-Man!" she said and swung her leg up but Batman caught her leg.

"Is this what you wanted?" Batman said. "A fight?!"

Suddenly, The Joker appeared behind Batman but he let go of Harley's leg and swung round, punching the Joker's face. The Joker still chuckled, despite his bloody face. He then squirted Batman's eye with water from a pretend-flower attached to his jumpsuit. Batman then yelled and fell back as Harley grabbed the ears on his mask and pressed a blade tight against his throat.

"Well, well, Bats. Have a nice sleep!" The Joker said as Harley edged him towards the gym, giggling in his ear with each step but Batman wasn't giving up that easily. He ducked his head down, freeing himself from Harley's grip, causing her to fall against the wall.

The Joker then hit the back of Batman's head with a chair and he felt a little dizzy. Batman turned to face The Joker and swung a punch at him, which he dodged. "Night, night, Bats!" said the Joker with a big grin and he hit Batman's head again with the chair. Batman's vision was now blurry and The Joker and Harley pulled him into the gym, one pulling each arm. Then, they left the gym, locking the doors behind them.

Batman got up and began kicking the door until he heard, detonating in 3, 2...

Batman threw himself to the floor but a bomb didn't go off. Instead, a green gas was released that he couldn't help but breathe in. Batman began to feel very dizzy and he passed out. His last thoughts were; what have they cooked up inside their unstable heads? I-Is Selina...ok?...

So, that's the first chapter. Thanks so much for reading! Let me know what you think