Author's Note: So this is a crazy, short thing that my friends and I made up while being bored in class over a year ago. Wrote it down and I just decided to post it. Sorry if it's not as funny as we thought it was.
So this is how the titanic really ended…
Thoughts
Speaking
(Come on people get with it)
(Starts at the part where Rose and Jack are both floating in the freezing cold water.)
Rose: Jack, I'll never let go!
Jack: Yeah, right. I know what she's planning on doing. She's going to throw me in the water.
Rose: 'I'll never let go' Yeah, right! Now how can I throw him in the water…?
Jack: Rose, I'll always love you. I can't stand this broad! I wonder if there's anyway I can get her before she gets me… Look at her, looking at me like that. I wonder what she's thinking.
Rose: Is he planning something against me? I love you, too. Boy, I sure do hate him.
Jack: I have the perfect plan! Die, Badword!
Jack pushes Roe into freezing cold water where Sparky, Jack's pet shark is waiting. Sparky swallows Rose.
Sparky: Eww! This is disgusting!!!
Sparky spits Rose out and she starts running.
Sparky: Well, I am kind of hungry… Oh, well. I guess it'll do.
Sparky starts chasing Rose and then swallows her whole.
Jack: Good boy, Sparky!
Jack gives Sparky a treat.
The End.