Chapter 1: WARIO RIDES OF THE EDGE OF NINTENDO CITY
Link promised everyone that he'd buy Pizza. He went out into Nintendo City in his Hippie Van. It was about 7 at night, and almost everybody was looking forward to staying up for the whole night long. Kirby was stuck in the chimney with a Santa Claus hat on. Mario was stuck in the dishwasher. Luigi was staring at the dishwasher for 5 minutes, until he decided to get his newspaper and hit Pichu with it. Pichu ran away and Luigi's face turned red as he ran after him. Captain Falcon was having A Tea Party with Princess Peach. He was wearing a pink tutu and a bra.
"SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!" Yelled Captain Falcon. Peach threw old sweat tea at Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon used perfume.
"IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE." Yelled Captain Falcon as he sprayed his perfume.
"It kinda smells like smoke." Said Peach awkwardly.
The Fire Detector went off, but Luigi ran in and killed it with his newspaper. He was now chasing Pichu, Ness and Olimar around the Mansion. Olimar used his built-in space suit commode.
"WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I DO?" Yelled Ness.
"LUIGI YOU'RE SO MEAN." Said Pichu.
Wario was riding his Motorcycle around the mansion behind them and broke everything.
Pichu, Olimar and Ness locked themselves in a bedroom, but Luigi came storming in anyway. Pichu whimpered and held on to the bed for his life.
"YOU KNOW, THERE IS ANOTHER WAY OUT." Said Luigi. He began to violently pull Pichu off the bed with Olimar and Ness laughing for some reason.
"NOOOOO!" Yelled Pichu. "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
Luigi finally pulled Pichu off the bed, then bumped into the wall. Then Pichu electrocuted Luigi.
"OOH. NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT." Said Luigi.
He went back into his room and came back with a newspaper, then hit Pichu so hard with it, he started crying.
When Luigi left, Pichu was still crying but Ness and Olimar couldn't stop laughing. Luigi was now reading his newspaper, but still heard them.
"Well I don't think it's funny worth a darn." Said Luigi.
Meanwhile, Wario was riding his motorcycle around until he smashed into the dishwasher, causing it to open and freeing Mario.
Mario put on a Santa Claus hat and ran out to the Toaster. Then dumped 30 year's worth of Toast into the best Toaster in the world. Zelda walked into the kitchen.
"Mario? What exactly are you doing?" Asked Zelda.
"I'm-a-going to make Toast for everybody." Replied Mario.
"Oh, joy. How thoughtful of you." Said Zelda.
*SNIFF SNIFF* "It kinda smells like smoke in here." Observed Mario.
Suddenly, the Toaster exploded and 30 year's worth of TOASTED TOAST went flying everywhere.
*SNIFF SNIFF* " Could somebody please get me out of here. I'm hungry." Said Kirby, still stuck in the chimney.
Wario was still on his motorcycle and ran off the edge of Nintendo City.