Crazy one in the morning out of nowhere idea? Check. I've only seen season one of Dark Matter, and I can't find season two… Any recommendations? Anyway, how this came about… I watch sci-Fi shows with my dad, and if there's androids in the series we joke about it being Siri, the iPhone Ai. And then I couldn't sleep and I was like what if she actually was Siri and this happened. You can thank me later. I don't own Dark Matter.

Android scanned over another chunk of decoded data, which had been acquired from a nearby space station, mercifully cheap. The previous owner lay claims it had info on the crew of the Raza, and at that point the crew was willing to bite at the bit for any info regarding them, and their pasts.

Another line of code slid into place, and finally, a large chunk of data was decoded. Coming back to her audio and visual sensors, Android was aware of the gazes of the crew burning into her. Metaphorically, of course.

"I have managed to decode a large chunk of the data. Would you like me to show it on screen?" Two pushed away from the console she had been leaning on, they were in the bridge. "Yes."

"Alright." Android slid her eyes shut again, first downloading the data to her syste…

"Android?" Android opened her eyes once more. "Ok, I found this." She then proceeded to ramble off about some device made by… Google. "What's in that program? What's wrong with you?" "I'm not permitted to do that for you. My apologies."

Three threw his hands out to his sides. "Who's stopping ya?" "Who, me?" "Yes, you, who else?" "That's what I figured."

Three looked about ready to sock android in the face. Two held him back. Five started tampering with the device, a smallish rectangle, glass on one side, metal on the other. "I think it's the program in this device." "I'm not sure what you said." One ignored Android. "Yea, well can you fix her?" "That's what I thought." "Not you."

Five pressed a button on the side. "I think so. It might take a little time." "That may be beyond my abilities at the moment."

Three, who had calmed down, smirked. "I like her more this way, can we keep her like this?" "Got it." "Not you."

Two crossed her arms. "We can't keep her like this, she's a vital part of this ship." "If you can't, you can't." Four smirked a tiny bit. "I agree with her this time." "I don't understand," she did a perfect imitation of Fours voice, "I agree with her this time." She went back to her normal tone. "Shall I search the web for it?" "Web? No, just… Just sit tight." "I'm not permitted to do that for you." "Well what can you do then?" "Who, me?"

One sighed. "Five?" Five spoke before android could. "Yes?" "Can you fix her yet?" "Who, me?" Five hit another button, jumping a little as the screen lit up. "I think so." "I don't understand 'I think so' shall I search the web for it?" "Fix her right now." "Im sorry." "Now."

Well. Feel free to take this and do things with it. Just notify me and mention it was my idea. I mean… I don't really know who would… But hey, why not. There are some whack jobs out there. I'm one of them. I would know. Feedback welcome! ~ShadeShadow