Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Homer Simpson, but I do own a cat (name has been saved for legal purposes).

Shadow on the Wall

Naruto

The Young ninja was sleeping. Dreaming of Sakura.

"Oh baby, kiss me." mumbled Naruto.

He then sat up and looked around the room. Some thing was missing. He jumped out of bed and ran out his door. No, it wasn't his imagination. His shadow was gone!

"Oh crap!" yelled Naruto, "Kakashi was going to have a check up on our justu today, but I can't go to class like this." He looked down at the place his shadow should be. "Or maybe no one will notice."

Naruto got dressed and ate his breakfast slowly. Then he left his house and headed for class. But in stead of running to class like he usually does, he walked really, really slowly. He went so slowly that for the first time in his life, Kakashi made it to class before him.

"Your late, Naruto." yelled Kakashi in Naruto face. Naruto felt some of Kakashi's spit land on his cheek.

After a long time of Kakashi, Kakashi said "Now my lovely students," Kakashi patted Naruto's blonde spikes.

Ow, blonde splinter!

"…the justu examination will begin, Naruto…"

Naruto screams like Homer Simpson.

"… you will go first because you were late."

Naruto stepped in front of Kakashi. Naruto started to do his hand signs for Shadow Clones. But instead of multiplying, a small gassy sound came out.

Toot.

Kakashi tried to hold back a laugh.

"That's so gross Naruto!" yelled Sakura.

"Your such a loser Naruto." said Sasuke.

Naruto blushed and tried again and again and again, again, again, and my computer just said that if I write again again, it would kill me again.

"S-stop already Naruto!" yelled Kakashi. "I know what your doing wrong…You don't have a shadow. Everyone knows that you need a shadow to create Shadow Clones."

"Everyone?" asked Naruto.

"Yes, Naruto, everyone." answered Kakashi.

"You are such a loser Naruto." said Sasuke.

Naruto then crawled home and got in bed. He was very tired after failing the Shadow Clone justu 3.14 times.

Te He, pi.

Naruto then saw a weird thing on his wall eating potatoes (it's a fruit!). Oh my golly goo, it was Naruto's shadow.

"What's your problem you stupid shadow, why didn't you come to class with me." screamed Naruto.

"I was eating potatoes." said the shadow.

"Well I just failed my justu check up." yelled Naruto.

"Well if you had more potatoes and less ramen in your diet, I won't had stay home eating them" said the shadow back.

Then Naruto found out that it would be better if he ate…

("Ah! Mr. Tinkle Pants" said I, "what are you doing to my fan fiction. Shoo, scat you dumb cat. Well, well, well. This is pretty good. Maybe I should send it in to and see what people think.