Some Things Aren't Funny

by IvyValentine1

Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates. Wendy worries about Peter after the latter ties Captain Hook up. Based on the Peter Pan and the Pirates episodes 'Curly's Laugh', 'Professor Smee', 'Wendy and the Croc', 'Ages of Pan 1', etc.

I don't own Peter Pan and the Pirates characters.

''This is going to be funny,'' Peter said. He smiled and flew near a tree. Peter held a rope and glanced at Wendy. His eyes widened after he saw her frown. He began to blink a few times. He smiled again. ''I'll release Captain Hook after the crocodile appears.''

''Some things aren't funny,'' Wendy said. She continued to frown. ''The crocodile might end Captain Hook's life before you release him.'' Wendy looked back. Her eyes became wide the minute she viewed Captain Hook walking by many trees. ''If Captain Hook finds you, Peter…''

''I know what I'm doing,'' Peter said. He flew to Captain Hook and saw his scowl. He dodged the latter's hook after he was attacked. Peter flew around Captain Hook and tied the rope around his body. ''This is going to be funny.'' After tying Captain Hook's arms to his body, he flew from him.

Captain Hook continued to scowl as he struggled. His eyes settled on Peter and Wendy. ''Enjoy your final moments alive,'' Captain Hook said.

Peter's smile stretched from ear to ear after he heard the sound of a clock ticking. ''Are you going to enjoy your final moments alive?'' he asked. Peter viewed Captain Hook's eyes widening. He continued to smile the minute a crocodile appeared.

Captain Hook gasped.

''Some things aren't funny,'' Wendy said to Peter. A smile replaced her frown after Peter flew to Captain Hook and untied him. ''Thanks for sparing Captain Hook's life.'' She viewed Captain Hook running from the crocodile.

Peter laughed. ''Some things are funny,'' he said after the crocodile pursued Captain Hook.

The End