Hey there people who love texting! I've decided to a texting story with the guys you all know and love. The following texters will be: Sensei Wu, Garmadon, Misako, Lloyd, Kai, Jay, Nya, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Krystina, Abby, and of course…..ME! Yeah, I don't have a phone, but I know how this is gonna start off. You can laugh all you want, but soon you will be laughing at the texts. So…enjoy!
Warning: Rated T for language.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ninjago, Krystina, or Abby. Krystina belongs to Tammy52 and Abby belongs to Jesusfreak753.
First up…Wu and Garmadon!
*Wu joins your texts*
Wu: Hello Garmadon.
Garmadon: sup motha' f*cka
Wu: …What did you just call me?
Garmadon: can't U read the text? I said motha' f*cka!
Wu: …That is rude and spelled incorrectly.
Garmadon: I don' care motha' f*cka! It's supposed to
Wu: So when you text, you're supposed to misspell words and not capitalize the sentences?
Garmadon: Yeah homie! :D
Wu: …What is that?
Garmadon: Wat's wat?
Wu: That thing you just texted.
Garmadon: This? :D
Wu: Yes.
Garmadon: Oh it's a text of a happy face…U DON' NO WAT A TEXT FACE IS?!
Wu: …No…
Garmadon: …dude…ma lil' bro…R U F*CKING SERIOUS?!
Wu: …yes…
Garmadon: bro U hav a LOT 2 learn…
Wu: …
Garmadon: 3 easy steps. That's all it takes. Step 1: Text faces :)
Wu: …This should be good…
Garmadon: when U R feeling emotion when texting, you make a text face, this 1 :3
Wu: I don't know what emotion that's supposed to be…
Garmadon: that's called the 'kitten face'
Wu: … *incredibly disturbed*
Garmadon: Y R U so disturbed man? It's soooooo cute! :3
Wu: …It scares me…
Garmadon: but it likes U ;3
Wu: …Now I'm even more scared of it…
Garmadon: …fine. Take a look this 1 :P
Wu: What is it doing?
Garmadon: it's sticking its tongue out U
Wu: That's rude.
Garmadon: it's doing that because it hates U :P
Wu: Can we move on to step 2?
Garmadon: fine…step 2: Misspelled words
Wu: …
Garmadon: there's not much I can say 'bout this butt…just misspell the words!
Wu: You just spelled 'but' 'butt'
Garmadon: I meant 2 do that ya butt
Wu: …What is step 3…
Garmadon: step 3 is 2…TRY IT YOURSELF!
Wu: …Seriously?
Garmadon: seriously :)
Wu: … -_-
Garmadon: BABY'S FIRST TEXT FACE! DADDY'S SO PROUD!
Wu: …How do you know all of this?
Garmadon: cuz I hav a son with a GF
Wu: ?
Garmadon: …GF stands for girlfriend
Wu: Oh…
Garmadon: U really need 2 get out more
Wu: …Did I ever tell you that you annoy me so much?
Garmadon: So If I tExT lIkE tHiS wOuLd It AnNoY u MoRe?
*Wu leaves your text*
Garmadon: i'll take that as a yes
More characters to come! Tell me who to do next in the reviews!