Buffy and Edward in the same room run!
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(Buffy and Edward are in the same room and have to sort out some differences)
Buffy: Who are you (looks at Edward Cullen)
Edward: I'm a vampire (looks at her with creepy eyes)
B: No your not, you sparkle.
E: (looks around)
B: The window stupid
E: I'm not st- what do you mean I'm not a vampire
B: Seriously you sparkle do I have to point it out
E: Vampires sparkle are you meant to be the slayer or not. Maybe they botched the ceremony up.
B:I am the slayer and there was no ceremony I was a normal teenager and then I was the slayer.
E: I'm a vampire and a cold-blooded killer
B: Angel and spike have killed more than you; half the sunny dale vampires have killed more than you.
E:I am so a killer I nearly sucked Bella dry
B: Come on, I know what it feels like to be fed on, Angel
(Crickets chirp)
E: You were not
B: Was so
Willow: just kill him already
B:IM IN A STRAIGHT JACKET
Willow: oh they're going to let you out now so Edward id run
(Edward runs)