Since it's the holidays...well soon...everybody's been obsessive about Christmas...I mean, Halloween was barely finished before the X-mas train rolled in. So, this variation of "Jingle Bells" is stuck in my head.
Intro:
"Look, uh, Aksana...uh...ummm", Theodore Long stammered.
"Oh, come on...It's on my Christmas List...", Aksana said, At least I think she said that. Her accent clouds things.
"Yeah, uh.."
CRASH!
Big Show, dressed as Santa, crashed in the door, followed by Zack Ryder in a purple and orange elf suit, Nate Copeland and Edge in a snowman costume, among other Superstars.
"Uh, hi?", Teddy asked.
Etta Long bounded in, wearing a elf costume holding a mic.
"HIT IT!".
Dashing through the snow, In a one horse open sleigh!
Over the hills we go, laughing all the way!
"Woo Woo Woo!", Zack yelled. He managed to get everyone to fist-pump, except for Randy Orton.
Bells on bob tails ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing, sleighing song tonight "This is so wierd..." Aksana muttered.
Everybody joined hands, and rocked back and forth. Except for Randy Orton.
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
"Uh, hey?", Josh Mathews said. Big Show pushed him.
"Whoops..."
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
"HEY!", Everybody except for Randy Orton yelled.
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride...
Suddenly Christian, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, The Miz and R-Truth and Vickie Guerrero crashed the party.
"REMIX!", Miz yelled. "HIT IT CHRISTIAN!", Truth continued.
The music came back on.
"Jingle bells...", The rogues started.
"Teddy smells!", Christian yelled, smashing Long in the head with a chair.
"Ryder laid an egg!", Ziggler smirked, hitting Ryder with the Zig-Zag.
"Cena and Rock...uhhh...got arrested by cops!", Miz and Truth thought up on the spot. They each did thier finishers on them.
"And Mark Henry got hit by a plane!", Big Show interrupted.
Everyone glared at each other, suddenly the whole locker room ensued in a brawl.
Tony Chimmel walked in.
"What the heck?"
...
Hehe...
This was originally a post on Professor Mizfit's wrestling RP, which explains the shortness. Happy holidays!