I looked around at the fire and jutsus exploding around me. I closed my eyes and opened them to see the red clouded cloaks in front of me. The Akatsuki have won. World dominance might I say. They managed to catch the ninetails and extract them from me. I am officially worthless. I felt my eye lids start to close and I then felt very droopy.
*A fresh start to an old beginning *
I woke up to silk and the comfort as soft as a cloud. I slowly opened my eyes to find I was sitting on a cloud! I shot up which startled the man in front of me that had a cloak so white it practically glowed. I guessed he was guarding me and waiting for me to wake up.
He speaks into some weird flat device(an:I decided that they have iphones). Suddenly another man comes in with glowing purple hands. He lifts me up with magic powers(What else would I call it?) a takes me to a room that was black.
I curiously look around and find a girl with brown hair that seemed to flow down to her lower back. She had on a white dress (did I miss some kind of memo of white?) and white flats. She had tannish skin which was slightly lighter than mine making it girly. I then noticed she had brown ears like a fox but they drooped. I can't tell her eye color because she appears to be asleep.
The men then left me in this mysterious black room with this girl. I silently walked over and tapped her shoulder. She must have woken up because she shot up so fast that I didn't even see it. Also in that millisecond her hair turned goldish-yellow and her ears turned gold but brown tips. I observed her eyes which were a mixture of gold and red which seemed to come out as if her eyes were on fire!(I'm not gonna be a pervert and talk about her cleavage but I will say that she could've made tsunade envious)
She looked over at me then tilted her head in curiosity then slowly some sort of realization came to her face and she got up and did that weird jumping p and down while quickly clapping thing that girls do. She turned toward some random spot and waited for five seconds before it suddenly opened to show a woman who basically was perfect.
She looked me up and down then walked towards me and said out in a booming(yet sweet) voice"Uzumaki Naruto! You have failed to maintain your world to the way it was made to be! Luckily for you we will give you a second chance! As you have seen this girl in front of you is not normal! She is to aid you in your second try at life! If she fails then I will just have to restart the world back to when we didn't even know what fire, earth, wind, or water was! I expect you to keep this world maintainable! You will arrive back to when you were starting ninja school and will continue on. This girl will help you even though she's what you might call stupid(This earned a hmph from the girl)! Here's a paper telling you more about what is going on! I will hope that we will not have to meet again!"
And with that the woman disappeared then a scroll fell from the sky. I caught it then unrolled it, and unrolled it, and unrolled it…it took a while.
(an:Since I want to get to the point I will say what the letter says in short form:
The woman he just talked to was god. When he returns to where he came from he and everyone else that came back will completely forget about what happened. The only one who will remember is the girl. Although with her mind she will probably forget about it. It will be just like back then. The letter ends with no go talk to the girl!)
I looked over at the girl who still had her arms crossed from the stupid remark. I murmured a "hi" which I thought she wouldn't hear but of course when you have ears like that you can hear everything. She looked up at me and smiled then started to talk"Well we better get going! I am…actually, I won't know what my name is until I arrive at your world. Well I am whatevermynamewillbe! As you have noticed I have ears like a fox and I also have a tail(I hadn't noticed that)! I will arrive at your world with a backround of no family but will be living in the woods. I am to venture to your village and try to fit in. I will also be the one and only ten-tailed-fox!".
I raised my eyebrow and said"But I thought That there were only one through nine?". She laughed and said"Well technically they never said there can't be any more than nine but of course it comes with age! Now if your god you can create a 10-tailed in a matter of seconds. Noone of course will know about my actual identity except maybe a few of the elders.".
I kept my eyebrow raised then said"But your ears and tail will be obvious! And if you have ten tails then why do you only have one?".
She then Lifted up her hands so her palms were facing each other and then they started to glow a bright blue. She expanded her hands then put them on her waist which then the tail disappeared. Then she held her hands on her ears and her ears were gone. She made the glow go away the said"Because I can control my appearance.".
We made small talk for a bit while she described the logic on how she can have ten tails and how she got them. She then pulled a clock out of nowhere and then said"Oh no! We have to make it to your planet! Let's go!". She grabbed my hand(aww!) and ran through the black hole down a hallway that looked like it never ends. After the long journey she stopped at a door that glowed green( so glowing! Dop they have an unlimited supply of glow sticks or something?). She opened it then she told me on the count of three to jump. She counted and then we jumped and I felt the weirdest thing. Like I was falling, falling,falling,falling…It never ended. Then my body felt like it was being squeezed and I watched my body turn back into the same size as when I was 5. I look to the girl and find she is the same way. I realized she's probably very intelligent but when she hits our ninja world she will turn dumb and adorable.
I was smiling as she was still holding my hand. After a while she told me that we are close and when we arrive it will be the night of my fifth birthday and I will be in my bed. I will have no recollection of her, or any of what happened before(an:basically shippuden).
She let go of my hand which made me frown but then she whispered bye then kissed my cheek.
Me:Yay! One chapter done!
Director Me: Why didn't you wait for me to cue the story!
Me:because this idea has been on my mind for a while and I wanted it over with.
Smart me: I hope you realize by creating this you have not gotten rid of the idea from your mind but will brand new ideas and probably some people that want it to be continued.
Violent me:Well then I'll tell them to ******their*******and*****elephant*******hotdog*******number****naruto**************************mother!
Me:yeah that won't work.
Dumb one:I have an idea I think tha-
Smart me:No
Dumb me: But I didn't even tell you part of it!
Smart me:It already sounds dumb. Oh and you forgot a copyright.
Me:I actually remembered that and I'm going to out it at the end!
Director me:But then it will be all out of order! I'll have to deal with the people writing down the recognition before reading the end, the actors will be curious, I'll have to get more coffe-
Smart me: DON'T CONTINUE!
Dumb me:Too late.
Me: Coffee!WHERE!
Smart me: Oh great! WE don't own Naruto no matter how much we bribe. Bye