(NOTE: This story is very stupid!)
Superman and Batman walked into a club. The club's name was "The Super Club".
"Oh my gosh! I can't even," said a teenager walking by with a cup of starbucks in her hand.
"I don't want to go in," Batman said while staring at the door.
"Come on! It'll be fun!" Superman said. Superman opened the door and flew in. Batman just walked in. When the two walked in every super hero in the club turned and looked at the two.
"Hey guys!" Aquaman said. Everyone else went back to dancing to the pounding music. Superman picked up Batman and flew down to the dance floor. Superman saw Wonder Woman twerking.
"Eww," Batman said while following Superman's line of sight.
"Everybody twerk!" Cyborg, who was the DJ, yelled.
Everybody else but Batman started twerking. Then something started happening. Orbs of energy started gathering behind their butts. Batman became scared and shot his grappling gun at a ledge he flew and then landed in front of the door. When he turned around and saw that the club was taken over by blinding light. He saw Cyborg warp out. Batman closed the door and grappled to the next room. When he turned back towards the club it exploded. He was thrown back to the other side of the roof.
Cyborg warped in next to Batman.
"They're gone," Cyborg said in disbelief.
"They may not be," Batman said. Batman dropped down and started digging through the rubble.