Cooper and Shawna patiently sit and wait in the driver and passenger seats of the Guy limo. All the Guys are trying to get in to go on a road trip. Cooper and Shawna gave up trying to control them a while ago.
Campbell: Stop stepping on my foot, Autolycus!
Autolycus: That's your foot? I thought it was Grug's hand.
Jett: That's my seat, Callisto.
Callisto: I don't see your name on it.
There is a little piece of metal with Jett's name engraved on it nailed to the chair.
Jett: Get out!
Callisto hisses at him. Nearby, Hope is trying to shove Guy out a window.
Jace: Aphrodite, get your hair out of my mouth!
Aphrodite: Eww, get your spit out of my hair!
Giselle: Can I sit next to you, Hercules?
Hercules (sitting by a window): Sure.
Golden Trance: But I wanted to sit next to Hercules.
Argo: No, I did! Let me!
Meg: I'm sitting next to him.
Iolaus takes the seat next to Hercules.
Iolaus: Ladies, ladies, calm down. I sit next to Herc. But one of you can sit next to me.
Xena sits next to Iolaus.
Iolaus: Aw, Xena! Let a lady sit there!
Xena: What, now I'm not a lady?
Iolaus: Well, you are, but...
Xena: But nothing. Deal.
Iolaus slumps.
Cooper: Shawna dear, are all the Guys in the car?
Shawna: I believe so, sweetie.
Cooper: Okay, let's get this road trip over with.
Cooper begins driving toward the first attraction: the Grand Canyon.
Dahak: Hope, take your seatbelt off.
Hope: Sorry, Father. Mother forced me.
Dahak: I'll force her!
Dahak ties Gabrielle up with a bunch of seatbelts. Iolaus II comes rolling back to that seat.
Iolaus II: I'll help you, Gabrielle II.
Gabrielle: Gabrielle II? I'm Gabrielle, uh, one.
Iolaus II: Oh.
Iolaus II flips back over more seats in search of his friend.
Gabrielle: That doesn't mean you shouldn't help me!
Iolaus II lands in a seat next to Hope.
Iolaus II: There you are.
Hope stares at him, then starts smiling evilly.
Iolaus II: Hope? I thought we were past this evil stuff in our relationship.
Hope raises an axe.
Iolaus II: You're not Hope!
The Executioner tries to chop Iolaus II's head off. Iolaus II screams and runs as best as he can while in a car. Hope grabs the Executioner and flings her out a nearby window, where she hangs onto the car.
Hope: Itunes, help me get this thing out the window.
Iolaus II starts helping to squeeze Guy out the window.
Iolaus II: Why can you just fling the Executioner out but you have such trouble with Guy?
Hope: Simple. Guy is fat.
Guy: I am not fat!
Jarem climbs to the back row of seats, followed by Trance, Golden Trance, and Campbell. He sits next to the tied up Gabrielle.
Jarem: Hey there, Gabby.
Gabrielle: Jarem, can you untie me?
Jarem: It's okay, Gabby. I understand perfectly your need for safety...
Gabrielle: No Jarem, I don't want to be tied up!
Jarem: ...and sometimes even I go to extreme measures such as you did...
Gabrielle (looking to Jarem's friends): Can one of you help me?
Trance and Golden Trance are hypnotized by Jarem's speech, and Campbell is still trying to climb over a seat.
Jarem: ...because safety is good. Safety is my number one...
Jarem and his friends are all flung forward by a sudden stop. Most of the Guys end up crashing against seats, the windshield, and other Guys.
Dahak: You see Hope, that is why we make an example of not wearing our seatbelts.
Hope: Yeah, it is fun watching all the mortals almost break their necks like that.
Dahak: It's even more fun when they actually do break their necks.
The Executioner takes advantage of the stop to get back into the limo.
Jace: Hey Jett, want me to sing you a song?
Jett glares at him from being mushed in his seat beside Callisto.
Jett: No.
Jace: Oh, your favorite! The No song!
Jett: Noooo!
Jace begins singing. Jett tries to cover his ears but Callisto is in the way.
Ares: Has anyone seen Strife lately? Not that I care.
Tataka: Oh, I locked him in the trunk before we left.
Ares starts laughing.
Ares: That's not as good as leaving him behind, but it's pretty good!
Tataka (joining in laughing): It is quite convenient not having him around to annoy us.
They laugh like crazy. Soon they are overdoing it and crying from laughter. Other Guys are staring at them.
Ares: I forget what we were laughing about!
Tataka: I locked Strife in the trunk.
They start up again, and Callisto gets going. Jace sings louder to be heard over them. Jett is not having a good time.
Hours later when it's dark out, Cooper pulls into the parking lot of a hotel. Most of the Guys sleepily go get a room.
Cooper and Shawna revive Jace because Jett killed him. They also revive Strife, who suffocated in the trunk, and Gabrielle, who somehow got strangled in the seatbelts she was tied up in.
All the Guys fill up the hotel, so Cooper and Shawna sleep in the car.