Chapter 1.
Hi my name is Lily Evans. No, you can't call me Lilyflower or Lils unless you fancy having your feet coming out of your nose. You see I can do that due to the awesome fact that I'm a witch.
No, I am not old ( I'm fifteen for god's sake) and I do Not have warts . I just have a few spots of acne that don't concern you.
I happen to go to Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and am a loyal Gryffindor Prefect. I'm not lying magic exists!
Now, I'm not a hating person but one person I CANNOT stand is JAMES FREAKING POTTER! In short he's an arrogant toerag with black messy hair that is absolutely never neat. Does it have a medical problem with no cure?
He's also a horrible bully to my BFF Sev. What a stupid git!
The worst part apart from him being a marauder (The most popular and trouble making boys in school) along with Sirius Black, Remus Lupin (the only decent one) and Peter Pettigrew. It's probably that's he's been asking me out since FOURTH year. Let me tell you it gets tiring rejecting someone for a year and a half. Well speak of the devil!
"Hey Lilyflower" said James
"GO AWAY POTTER" I yelled
"I always heard redheads had a temper" smirked James.
I gave him my paten pended lily glare
"Well no need to glare. I was just wondering if you'd like to not be my girlfriend. James asked
"Sure Potter, I won't be your girlfriend "I smirked
"PADFOOT, she didn't fall for it!" James whined across the room
"Really? Well you can cross plan 997 off the list then Remus. Sirius said while walking over
"What?" I questioned
" Well so far we've had 997 plans that've worked. Now 996 cause you didn't fall for it" explained James in an annoyed voice.
"Well sorry for being smart" mimicking his annoyed voice
"Come on Prongs let's go by the lake and leave little Pronsette here alone." Sirius said while they walked off.
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Smiley face, Claire