This kinda just came to me when I was in the shower. Strange things can happen in the least expected places! And as for my other story You Left, that is on hold for the time being. Im kinda lost on that. Sorry! I'll update ASAP! Finally, I know that Ty Lee's hair is brown, but in this fic it's not! 'Kay? Good!
I Don't own Avatar The Last Airbender
I Don't own Before He Cheats. That's Carrie Underwood's.
Katara drove her blue BMW into the parking lot, if you could call it that, of the Sawmill Saloon. She glared at a Silver Ford 4X4 as if the truck had done her a serious injustice. In reality it wasn't the truck that was a cruel, lying, cheating, backstabbing jerk! No. It was the owner of the vehicle. Zuko. Katara Glowered as she crept out of her car. It was cloudy, but the dark was good cover for the sneak. She was wearing all black and was ready to gain 'closure.'
Right now, he's probably slow dancin'
With a bleached-blonde tramp
And she's probably getting' frisky.
Right now, he's probably buyin'
Her some fruity little drink
Cause she can't shoot whisky.
Katara rolled her eyes as she thought of perky Ty Lee dancing with her ex-boyfriend. At least, he was definitely her ex now.
Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showin' her how to shoot a combo,
And he don't know
Katara grinned at her handiwork. Zuko would love to see this!
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Katara nearly laughed out loud until she heard Ty Lee's voice booming louder and perkier than she'd ever heard it before. It almost made Katara sick.
Right now, She's probably up singin' some
White trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, She's probably sayin', "I'm Drunk"
And he's a thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky
Katara felt sick thinking about what could happen after Zuko got "Lucky." He didn't want to get "Lucky," with her. And she NEVER wanted to get "Lucky," with him. He was a greedy selfish pig! Toph would have some choicier words, but Katara wasn't like that. She liked innocence and Zuko definitely wasn't innocent.
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don't know
Katara smiled evilly for a minute as she thought of her previous job.
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Katara sighed sadly as she thought of all the girls Zuko would date and bring home and get "Lucky" with. But then again, maybe she did those girls a favor. And she showed Zuko that she was a force to be reckoned with. What was that saying? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? Yes, that was it, and Katara was a woman. And she had been scorned. And she was furious. Zuko should be scared.
I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No, not on me
Katara stalked up to the window and took off her hood and looked until she found Zuko. She was sure he saw her because his eyes widened a little bit and he looked scared. Katara kept her eyes locked on his and flipped him the bird before disappearing into the night.
'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh
Katara peeled out of the dirty, littered saloon parking lot with a satisfied, leer on her face. Zuko had been good, but he let that go to waste and now she was out of his life for good.
Okay, Normally I'm a Zutara fan, but I thought that this would be cool. Besides, Ty Lee doesn't get jealous and Mai has no emotion whatsoever, so it wouldn't have been as much fun for her to be in Katara's place. Anyway, Hope you enjoyed this! Feel free to leave a review! In fact, I would prefer it if you did! ;)