Cal Lightman was whistling as he walked home from another successful day at work, finding out the truth. He was thrilled that he didn't have to worry about lying at home. He's little girl, Emily was an angel. As he headed up the path of his house he saw a flash of colour and heard a giggle coming from behind the hedges in his front garden. Being a nosy type of person he decided to go investigate and was absolutely stunned by the sight he saw. He's little angel was snogging some blonde Frat boy.
"What the devil is going on here?" yelled Cal.
Emily sharply turned round and looked up at her dad with shocked eyes.
"Dad what are you doing home. I thought you said you were working late with Gillian," said Emily as she tried to disentangle herself from the boy.
"That's absurd!" said Cal. "So you think that because I'm not home you can snog some frat boy on our front lawn do you?" *Cal just glares at frat boy*
"Dad he's not a Frat Boy," said Emily exasperatedly.
"Yeah I'm not a frat boy," said frat boy. *he clearly was.*
"He's name's Andrew Dad, and he's studying to be a doctor," said Emily.
"Oh is that right is it? *Cal Turns to the frat boy* So how did you get here Frat boy,"
"HE'S NOT A FRAT BOY!" yelled Emily
"I drove here Sir, in my own car," said Frat Boy.
"Well then you'd best drive your Frat Boy ass home so I can have an little chat with my daughter," said Cal menacingly.
Frat boy left very quickly yelling "I'll call you later Emily!" over his shoulder.
"You bloody well won't," said Cal.
Cal frogmarched Emily down the streets and back to the office. He was still whistling despite the situation. Emily remained as cool as a cucumber.
Given that Emily wasn't cracking Cal called for re-enforcements.
*A little while later*
Emily was sitting in a chair in her father's office. It was very dark and her father had left her sitting there for at least an hour, apparently so she could think about what she did. Haha. She certainly did think about what she did. She thought about him over and over again. Suddenly a light came on and Emily jumped as her father was looming over her in a looming sort of way. She could also see someone else in the room who could only be Foster.
"So Emily, tell me about this boy, Andrew," asked Gillian in that psychiatrist way of hers.
Emily would not answer. She wasn't going to tell them anything about her 'frat boy'…I mean 'boy' Andrew.
"Look Em, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, but either way we'll get the truth out of you.
Emily remained tight lipped so her father brought out the big guns. The only way that her father could intimidate her was through song.
"Oh no," said Emily as she could see what was about to happen.
Cal took a big breath and started.
Cal
Let's get down to business, to find out the truth
All your lies and stories, you really think you're a sleuth
You're the sneakiest girl I've ever met, but you can bet before we're through
Emily I'll get the truth out of you
*Emily was so embarrassed. How could he do this in front of Foster?*
"Dad this is so unfair!" yelled Emily
Cal
boys and their, er large 'trousers'
don't think with their heads
all they think about
Is how to get you in bed
"Oh My Gosh, DAD!" said Emily
Gillian
Even though you're really smart, girl
You truly haven't got a clue
Emily we'll knock some sense into you
Eli (Who is late to work)- I'm never gonna catch my breath riding up this big hill. Boy am I a tool at work for sleeping late.
Ria-(In the interrogation room)- whoa… Lightman's got this guy scared to death
Emily- He thinks that he can see right through me
Reynolds- Now I really wish that I knew how to SWIM
WHAT! *Everyone turns and stares at the complete fool known as Reynolds who couldn't be arsed to make up his own lyrics. He walks off shamefully.*
Everyone
Tell the truth!
Cal
What did you do with that blond haired frat boy
You must come clean bout you rendezvous
What would your mother say if she knew
That you'd been snogging a frat boy called Andrew
"CAL!" yelled Gillian reproachfully.
Cal
Look Em,
Time is racing towards us til your mum arrives
"You called Mum?" yelled Emily
If you heed my every order, you just might survive
If you promise not to see that boy again,
Your mum won't ever have a clue
How you snogged that frat boy called Andrew!
Emily- *Facepalm*