Once upon a time Tom Nook, the nookiest of the nook family, was oot and aboot trying to catch a fish. But little did he know his life was about to be cut short. From behind the near by tree. K.K Slider was hiding. Plotting. Planning. For how he was going to shank the racoon, who was mindlessly fishing close by. He took a deep breath, put his nifty sunglasses on, and grabbed his guitar. As he emerged from the tree, his hands around the neck of his guitar, he accidentlally stepped on a twig. He froze, scared that the nook would turn around and foil his plans. He had a solution if this did happen. He would play a sick lick and act like he was going to perform a surprise show for Tom white he fished. Nook liked the dog. Hell nook loved him. He gripped the handle of his fishing rod, a single tear falling onto the back of his hand. He fished to forget. No one knew of his secret feelings. He knew K.K would never feel the same. How he wanted him. How he wanted to run up to him and embrace him. -STAB NOISE- K.K thrusted the guitar through the racoons adomen. (Yes the entire guitar(K.K is a fucking badass)) Tom gasped as all his organs fell from his body. It was like something from Happy Tree Friends. K.K Slider looked into his eyes as life slowly slipped from them. "See you in hell asshole" he snarled. He pulled the gun out of his dog pockets and shot himself. His body falling into the river and gently floated away. The river slowly turning red from all the blood. Blathers, with a giant smile, lurked near by. He saw the whole thing. He didnt stop it. Blathers is always a slut for suicide murder.