Chapter One

by Nappa

Summary: After Deidara's boyfriend leaves him, he seeks out Itachi so that he can make Sasori jealous. And, Itachi wants Kisame to be jealous. What will happen here? AU and Slight OOCness. ItaDei.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Kishimoto-sensei does.

WARNING: Strong words and YAOI. There are NO lemons. Don't like, Don't read.

"Deidara, we need to talk."

I froze. That didn't sound very good. I looked at my darling puppeteer and asked, "What about, un?"

"I... am leaving you... for someone else," Sasori said with no emotion, as if it was nothing. Even if it was nothing to him, I felt my entire world come crashing down. The dish in my hand that I was washing at that moment fell from my hand. The shattering sound it made pierced the empty silence that had come after he had spoken.

"W-what, un? What the fuck? Two weeks before our anniversary, you dump me, un?" I screamed. "I have a lot planned for our anniversary, big plans! So you fucking leave me now, un?"

"Deidara, it's not you, it's me."

"BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!"

"Look, I'm going to go pack and then I will be gone, ok? Now, I need to get through here," Sasori said as he walked past me. I felt so angry and so hurt. I wanted to beat the crap out of him, but I also wanted to kiss him for a very long time. He came walking back out with a couple of bags all rather filled with god knows what. He stopped and looked at me. He gave me a small kiss and said, "Goodbye, Deidara." Then he was gone. I collapsed right where I was standing and just sat there on the floor, crying my eyes out. 'He left me... he realy left me... He's gone... I want him, no NEED him back...' was what ran through my mind.

I was a mess for the next two or three days, when I suddenly came up with a brilliant plan to get Sasori back.

I needed to make Sasori jealous. First, I would need someone who would help me, and that had to be some hot person. Then, the person and I will act all lovey-dovey with each other when Sasori is around. And finally Sasori would come back to me! It's the perfect plan! So, I left my house and went to find someone who would help me.

As I was walking, I kept thinking of who was not bad looking and who would also help me. Kisame wouldn't help, but he wasn't really my type either. Hidan just creeps me out, and Kakuzu would never agree to help (and I don't have enough money to get him to agree to help, either). Tobi... is well... Tobi. Konan would never agree to let Pein help me out, not that it mattered as Sasori knew Pein and Konan were a "thing." And I never, ever, ever want to get near Zetsu. I groaned inwardly as I realized who that meant was left.

Fucking Uchiha Itachi. God do I hate him. Yet, he's rather good looking (well, actually he's hot... even though I hate to admit it), and he is always trying to get Kisame. I could tell him that we could make Kisame jealous as well if he'd like. Then Itachi would definitely agree. I groaned again and headed off to where I knew Itachi would be. I saw him just where I expected. He was sitting on the couch watching some horror movie.

"Hey, Itachi, un," I said when I saw him. He looked up at me with his onyx eyes. I would only see the red ones if he was angry.

"What do you want, Deidara?" he asked with an aggitated tone. Oh great, he's probably had a bad day.

"I've got a... business proposition for you," I began. He listened to me and my plan and just blankly stared at me. When I was finished, he looked back at the TV.

"And let me guess, you want me to help you," he said with a slight smirk. I nodded. "But what's in it for me?"

"You can make Kisame jealous in the process, un. Look, when I get Sasori back, we can have some big huge breakup and you can go off to Kisame, un." Itachi nodded thoughtfully at that. It was a nod that seemed to be processing all the information I just gave him. "Please do it, un! I need him back! I'll owe you big time, un!" Itachi still just sat there. He finally looked at me.

"Fine, but you will definitely owe me," he finally said. I nodded and smiled.

"Thanks, Itachi, un! Ok, we need to spread it around that we're 'dating.' Then, Sasori will hear, and he will come crawling back to me! All in time for our anniversary and my big plans, un!" I said cheerfully.

"Yes, we will say we're dating, but you have to be the one who asked me out, 'kay? I don't want them to think something weird," Itachi said in a bored tone. I nodded. That seemed reasonable, as I was asking him for a pretty huge favor. He just sighed. "We need to get this started as soon as possible, so that it will end as soon as possible," he said in a hurried tone. So, I grabbed his arm and dragged him over to Konan's room of the headquarters.

"Konan?" I said as I knocked on the door. Konan answered about a minute later.

"Dei-chan? And... ITACHI-SAN?" she said with a surprised tone. I heard Itachi sigh a little.

"Erm... yes... Uh, I wanted you to... uh... tell Sasori that he left some of his puppet making tool things in my room, un. He needs to get them."

"Well, Sasori-san will be back soon... So, can you tell him?" She looked at me and then at Itachi who was as quiet as ever. I shook my head.

"Sorry, but I can't. Itachi and I are going on a date, un!" I said with a happy tone. I heard Itachi groan a little.

"A-a DATE?" Konan said very surprised and excitedly. I nodded.

"Yep! I asked him out just recently, and he said yes, un!" I smiled as I said that. God I hated saying those words, but I did tell Itachi that I would say that I asked him. Fuck, why did I agree to that again?

"I-is this true, Itachi-san? I thought you two hated each other... Or was I wrong?" She still looked surprised, but confusion crept on to her face. I shook my head.

"No, we never hated each other, but we just didn't get along very well. Until just recently that is, un!" UGH, I just wanted to leave. I didn't want to stand around here having to explain everything. Besides, there was someone I needed to make jealous, and I didn't have much time. "Er, Konan-chan, we have to get going to be on time," I said quickly. That would get her to let us leave. She then nodded.

"O-of course. You two better get going then! Have fun, Dei-chan!" Konan said as Itachi and I walked off. As we left, Itachi turned and looked over at me.

"Where will we go?" Itachi asked. I looked at him.

"I don't know, un. Just away from there." Itachi nodded in agreement. I suddenly realized where we could go. "Here, follow me, Itachi. I know just where to go."

A/N: Yeah... I know... I need to update more often... Especially on my other story Academy Days. But, a lot of things came up, and I was working on this fanfic! *ahem* Anyway, I really only just recently discovered ItaDei, but I LOVE IT! They are one of my favorite yaoi couples of all time! (Just behind SasuNaru and GokuVege of course. XD And yes, I AM a DBZ fangirl. XD) So, any suggestions? I already have the first place they go to in mind, but give me some ideas for the others! Well, domo arigatou for reading!

I luvz ya all,

Nappa

PS: This fanfic goes to all those ItaDei fans out there! Also, thank you Kakarotto! XD You've been really cool about all of my random spurts of fanfictions.