Hello my fans. This is my new series about Smash people going into an office and working for Smash Bros. and Co. This is a comedy series, so laugh your booty off. Also, make sure to check out my other stories and give me a favorite. Enjoy...

7:00 – Conference Room

Mario: Good morning everyone.

All workers: …

Mario: I said 'Good morning'…now say 'good morning back!'

Workers: Good morning, Mario.

Mario: Good…good…

Pit: (leans to Link) What's with this guy?

Mario: Pit! In my office!

Pit: (Gets up to leave)

Mario: (Follows Pit into office and gives rest of workers looks)

7:13 – Mario's Office

Mario: Now, Pit…You understand that I am running a serious business here, and I won't have you ruin this for all of this young people, okay?

Pit: Wha-what did I do exactly?

Mario: Talking back will only make things worse.

Pit: Talking back? I was just-

Mario: (puts hand up) No buts, Pit. Now go back to your office.

Pit: (leaves room, angrily)

Mario: (yelling after him) No need to slam the door!

8:39 – Link's Office

Link: Okay…now all I need to do is crunch these final numbers and turn it in to the boss…You know what, I haven't saved in a while, I might as well- (Electricity goes out). OH MOTHER-

Mario: (Runs out of office) Alright, people! People, over here! Now, as you can see the power is out. We probably just blew a fuse. Can we get the janitor over here?

Snake: (walks over) Yes, boss?

Mario: Go check the power.

Snake: Yes sir…When will I get out of this place…?

Mario: What was that?

Snake: Nothing!

Zelda: Are you sure it isn't a power outage?

Mario: I am positive it is not a power outage; trust me on this one.

8: 42 – Highway 39

Ness: (is crashed into power line) …It appears I am in quite a predicament.

8: 43 – Outside of Mario's office

Mario: Now, people, just go back to work!

Link: God, I had the report done, and now I have to do it all again…

9:52 – Conference Room

Zelda: You know, Link, the power's out and all…and I was wandering if we could do that…thing…

Link: (smiles) Oh…do you mean?

Zelda: Oh yes…I mean it.

10:02 – Outside of Conference Room door

Lucas: (has ear against door) Oh yeah…you do that…oh yeah, so dirty…

Mario: Lucas? What are you doing?

Lucas: Can't you hear them in there?

Link: (From inside conference room) Oh, you got me there!

Zelda: Haha, feel that!

Mario: (Eyes widen and barges in) AH…(sees Link and Zelda playing chess)…ha…

Lucas: Damn it…Hey boss, have you seen Ness today?

10:04 – Highway 39

Ness: (still in car) Why haven't I called the police yet?

11:41 – Break room

Peach: (drinking tea) Mmm…that's very good…

11:42 – Outside of Break room

Lucas: (has ear against door) Oh yeah, that is good isn't it?

Peach: (inside conference room) What the…Who the hell is that?

Lucas: Uh…uh…It's-a-me Maria-I mean Mario!

Peach: Okay…

12: 37 – Pit's office

Pit: Uh…got any 7's?

Link: Go fish…Got any Aces?

Pit: (Gives two cards over) Again! Got any 9's?

Link: Go fish…Got any-(power comes back on) YES! FINALLY! (Gives middle finger to Pit) WOOHOO! (Goes to his office)

Mario: (comes out of office) Okay, thank you people, now get back to work!

Snake: (Walks up to Mario and whispers in ear)

Mario: Wait, now yet! Everyone, it seems someone pulled the power out. So who was it?

All workers: No response.

Mario: Alright…until I get a name, the power goes back off. Snake, go turn it off.

Snake: (Walks off)

Link: God, why me?

1:00 – Conference Room

Mario: Okay, people. Now I know that the power is out, but-

Ike: The power isn't out you asshole!

Mario: Hey, hey, hey! No need for violent language here. We're all adults, so act like it. So…(jumps with each word and says each word through teeth) WHO TURNED THE POWER OUT?

Lucas: It could've been Ness. Why isn't he here still?

1:03 – Highway 39

Ness: Underage driving? What was that guy talking ab- I think my spine just broke.

1:04 – Conference Room

Mario: Well, Ness isn't here, so he couldn't have done it. Now who turned out the power?

Pit: If I say I did, can I go home?

Mario: Yes

Pit: Then it was me.

Mario: YOU SON OF A (comes toward Pit and attacks him)

2:19 – Red Smash Hospital

Mario and Pit: (laying down in separate hospital beds next to each other)

Mario: Pit, listen, I'm sorry about this. I mean it's just that I was doing business and I was just outraged about-

Pit: I didn't really do it…

Mario: You didn't? Then who-

Pit: It was Snake. He told me about it on the way here. He said he didn't want to be a janitor, so he just turned off the power to see what would happen.

Mario: Oh…well…sorry anyway

Pit: So what kind of business were you doing in there?

Mario: Uh…just…just business. Business business.

Pit: Oh…you okay?

Mario: I guess…

Ness: OH! SO NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE MAN WHO WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT NOW DO YOU?

Mario and Pit: (look at Ness)

Ness: (Gives middle finger to two men)

Mario and Pit: (look at each other)