Honda was driving his car, which was a Honda. He saw Tristan and said something Japanese, but Tristan didn't understand him, but assumed it meant car sex in the back seat of Honda's Honda.
Tristain went into the car, Honda took off his clothes. So did Tristan. They were listening to Smooth FM whilst making love. Honda said something in Japanese again, but Tristan was like "mate stop speaking fucken chinese son." They were getting it on with the sound of 80s love songs like that one by Cliff Richard. Sorry for the image of Honda and Tristain having yaoi sex with Cliff Richard in the background, it's extremely haunting.
THEN SUDDENLY IT TURNED TO RADIO 1 AND CHRIS MOYLES WAS ON AND RUINED THEIR CAR ROMP TOGETHER. I MEAN WHO CAN HAVE SEX WITH CHRIS MOYLES SHOUTING IN THEIR EAR? IT'S LIKE HE'S THERE IN SPIRIT. SICKENING. INSTANT DERECTIONS ALL AROUND. THEY PUT THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON, LEFT THE CAR AND BURNED IT.
BURNED IT TO THE GROUND. THE SOULS OF THE DEAD WHO WERE TRAPPED IN THAT CAR BY LISTENING TO CHRIS MOYLES WERE RELEASE, MAKING A HALLOWING NOISE OF CHRIS MOYLE QUOTATIONS.
Honda and Tristan looked at each other. They gazed for a few minutes, lost in each other. They realised that there is no God because Chris Moyles still lives, but the only God for them is their love.
Tristan learned Japanese and bought Honda a Toyota. Honda was not pleased. He doesn't like Toyotas.
THE END