Title: Seeing is believing…
Author: kira
Rating: Adult-ish
Characters: the Shichinintai
Genre, AU/Canon, etc.: general, precanon
Words: 468
Summary: Jakotsu catches Renkotsu in the act…
Warnings: none
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They were sitting around, enjoying the barrel of sake, that was part of the spoils awarded them for a job well done, when Jakotsu winked at Bankotsu. The young leader of the Shichinintai gave him a barely perceptible nod in reply. The cross-dresser daintily sipped his sake and with a little flick of his wrist, he waved airily at the fire-breather. "By the way… I saw you earlier, Ren, and it was amazing! I wish Sui could have seen it…"
"You did…?" Renkotsu replied as a puzzled frown settled over his features.
Jakotsu nodded. "It was huge! And yet, you simply took it into your mouth like it was nothing at all," he said, smiling sweetly. "If it was me, I would have choked on it and you know as well as I do that I've put my fair share of things in my mouth…" He gave the fire-breather a salacious look.
Bankotsu snickered. "Oh yeah!" He grinned at Renkotsu, who flushed.
By now the other members of the Shichinintai were listening with rapt attention to the cross-dresser's tale. The fire-breather sat there, trying to figure out exactly what he had put in his mouth, coming up with nothing that matched Jakotsu's story.
"Are you sure it was me you saw?" Renkotsu asked as he shrugged at the claw-bear's questioning look.
"Very sure, Ren! It was something I'll never forget as long as I live! I was so jealous, that it took all afternoon of nookying with Aniki-chan, to get over it!!"
"I'll bet…" the fire-breather retorted dryly.
Jakotsu smiled as he shook his finger at him. "You're too modest, Ren. If it was me, I'd be sharing all the gory details with everyone!" He giggled into his sleeve like a girl.
Renkotsu made a little sound of disgust.
"So what did you do?" Suikotsu asked while the others laughed.
"Nothing!" Renkotsu said a bit louder than he intended, attracting the cross-dresser's attention.
"You should take Sui back to your room and show him," Jakotsu suggested.
"Yeah!" Bankotsu added. "I got to see a reenactment and I was extremely impressed!" he grinned as his paramour tittered.
"But… but…" Renkotsu sputtered as all eyes turned to him.
"Come on, don't be shy! Tell them, Ren!!"
The fire-breather had flushed so red that he looked like he was about to burst into flames. His fingers twitched as visions of throttling the cross-dresser danced through his head. He could not for the life of him remember doing anything as perverse as the cross-dresser was insisting he did. Turning to his "accuser," he said, "Go ahead and tell them, since you're dying to!"
"Oh no, I couldn't take away from your glory."
"I insist," Renkotsu said through gritted teeth.
"Fine!" Jakotsu huffed. "Today I saw Ren eat the biggest onigiri I'd ever seen!"