I wrote this a while back, and it never occurred to me to post it here. It's a parody of the Weird Al song 'Melanie'. Yeah, a parody of a Weird Al song. Ironic, right? It's one of his originals, though, so it still counts. If you've never heard the song before, you can find it on Grooveshark or something.
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Ha-a-a-a-ru-hi
How crazy can life be
With Ha-a-a-a-ru-hi
Warper of reality
She sat behind me and announced to the class that she was looking
For aliens, time travelers, and espers, too
She started a new club and found them all
And to think she probably never would have done it
If I hadn't noticed her changing hairdo
Ha-a-a-a-ru-hi
How crazy can life be
With Ha-a-a-a-ru-hi
Warper of reality
You change the laws of physics just by wanting something crazy
You never noticed when you made a talking cat
If you ever get bored it's certain
That our world would disappear forever
Hopefully you'll never realize that
Ha-a-a-a-ru-hi
How crazy can life be
With Ha-a-a-a-ru-hi
Warper of reality
How can you not see it when the world you want is all around you
I have to protect this secret or the truth may confound you
Haruhi- ooh-ooh-ooh
It's just Ha-a-a-a-ru-hi
Warper of reality
I thought I wanted to just live my life like everyone else
I thought that I'd be happy with nothing to do
But I've experienced a world of wonder
Just because you chose me, and I realized
That life can be fun when I'm with you, oh
Ha-a-a-a-ru-hi
How crazy can life be
With Ha-a-a-a-ru-hi
Warper of reality