Dudley hated Eoin and Eoin…well, Eoin wanted to hate him but for some reason he couldn't hate him. There was something about that guy that made him…unhateable. That may not even be a word but it was still how he felt. He wasn't supposed to have feelings like this. He was a death eater. He was in Voldemort's inner circle, well was before he kind of didn't return after the Dark Lord's return. He was busy. He returned, just a bit late. He was heartless. He killed muggles for fun so why couldn't he just dislike one little muggle. It was Harry Potter's cousin for Merlin's sake. Anyway, he was given the job of keeping an eye on Dudley to see if he may lead them to Potter. He didn't see why he was assigned to Dudley. It's not like it was helping the Death Eaters in any way. He just knew this was because he fucked up by returning late. He had to regain the Dark Lords trust. The only way to do that was to succeed in his mission which means he had to befriend Harry Potter's oaf of a cousin…that wouldn't be easy. He had a plan though…a fool proof plan.
Dudley was walking down the street to the shop when he was attacked by a group of guys. He was good in a fight but not against so many. Suddenly he stopped being hit. He looked up and saw that guy that had recently moved in near here. He couldn't stand the sight of the guy. But here he was saving him from a pretty bad beating. Between the two of them they easily won the fight. One of the guys dropped a knife when he ran off. Dudley hated to admit it but that guy may have saved his life.
"Thanks.." Dudley said awkwardly.
"Anytime" The guy smiled "I'm Eoin by the way."
"Dudley"
"Alright, see you around I guess."
"yeah.."
Dudley walked away wondering what the fuck just happened. He hated that guy, why was he being nice. Yeah, he'd just saved Dudley's life but Dudley hated him. There was just something about the way Eoin looked at him that made it hard to hate him..
Stage one complete; He had a group of death eaters attack him and then jumped in and saved the day. He was now on first name basis. He couldn't help noticing that Dudley was quite attractive up close. He was quite muscular and Eoin did love blonde guys. He looked strong enough to actually be able to dominate him. Eoin didn't know exactly when it happened but Dudley went from being just another guy he was ordered to follow to the sexist fucking thing he'd ever laid his eyes on and Eoin wanted nothing more than to have Dudley fucking him onto the wall. His arms definitely looked strong enough to hold him up while he fucked him.
Another thing you should know about Eoin was he was gay. He wasn't proud of it but it's who he was. He didn't let anyone…he couldn't. The death eaters weren't very nice to gays. He remembered when Lucius Malfoy's boy got caught fooling around with a guy. Poor Draco probably still had the scars. He's lucky though. It would've been a whole lot worse if they found it was Harry Potter. Draco had never been the same since. He's still seeing Potter secretly but there's less chance of people finding out.
Hey guys. This fanfic may be a bit weird but it's a joke between me and a few friends. There should also be another few coming soon. This one will be a few chapters long and will involve wall sex.
Also, sorry it's short. I'll try do more next time.
Anyway, Same as always. Please review and you'll get more. I mean it this time. XD