Why Charles Xavier is now bald:

Hank stepped out of the new Cerebro, it'd taken three years in the building but they'd done it. "Professor..." Hank looked too nervous to continue. resisting the urge to simply read Hank's mind; Charles frowned "Yes Hank?"

"Umm..." he said something quickly that Charles couldn't understand.

He sighed impatiently "don't make me read your mind Hank."

"ahhh... well" he looked around licking his blue lips "the new Cerebro isn't as strong as the last one and a lot less sensitive so..."

Almost rolling his eyes Charles sighed again "spit it out."

"We'llneedtoshaveyourheadforittowork"

"WHAT?!"

Hi people- I found this and a lot of other random shorts on my laptop while I was culling files, so yhea :)

For you guys that having been waiting for me to update my other stories- I'm sorry, I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to. The last two years have been hectic school and life-wise and I kept trying to get myself to continuing writing them but was just too busy, by now I've kind of moved on from some fandoms, including transformers and X-men evo, so I'm really sorry.