Okay, so..this is some ways I thought of on how to annoy the orgy. Not very original, I know, but it really is fun to write about. Hope you like it, and just so you know, every chapter will be a different organization member (in chronological order).
Disclaimer: I own nothing mentioned in this but the ideas mentioned. In other words, I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, or anything else mentioned as an allusion.
How to Show you Care…or Not.
I. Xemnas
Ask him if Saix was the first to give him the nickname "Mansex".
If he denies it, then tell him you know it's true.
When he starts chasing you, run away yelling the nickname mentioned above.
When he goes to sleep (if he even does) draw on his face.
Show him all the slash fiction and yaoi on the internet, just because you can.
Tie him to a chair and play the "Doki Doki Wakku Wakku" song from 'Ouran
High School Host Club' repeatedly, until he has it in his head and goes around singing it for the rest of the day.
Constantly remind him that he's ripping off Star Wars with his unoriginal choice of weaponry.
Constantly go up to him and say "Luke, I am your Father."
When it comes to an orgy meeting, always ask stupid questions such as "Why are we here?" or "Xemnas, why did I see Saix coming out of your room this morning?"
Paint his walls a really inappropriate color, such as tickle-me pink, green, blue, or any happy color, because the guy is always emoing about Kingdom Hearts.
Ask him why he's so obsessed with Kingdom Hearts, and ask him if it's because Saix is the "Luna Diviner" and Kingdom Hearts looks like a moon. Coincidence?
Draw a picture of Xemnas marrying Xaldin (or again-Saix), and stick it in with one of their status reports, so that way when he finds it, you won't get in trouble, and he'll be embarrassed.
When it's your turn to cook, and Xemnas' turn to clean, make sure you make the biggest mess possible, and burn a lot of the stuff you're cooking. If pancakes are in the matter, make sure you stick a few to the ceiling and/or wall.
Whenever he wears his black and white coat, tell him it's animal cruelty to kill a zebra just to wear its fur, and that you're going to call the cops on him.
If you happen to be in front of a flight of stairs when he tells you that calling the cops is not really a logical solution, look to see if anybody's around, and then push him down the stairs and run like hell. Don't hesitate, either. It's a long way down those stairs, and you know it is.
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