Disclaimer: I do not own anything dealing with WWE or any song lyrics that is used as a muse. I also do not own the rights to any products or persons mentioned in the story as well.

Warning: There is harsh language and adult themes as well as Slash between some of the characters (mostly M/M).

A/N: Co-written with RockyGirl19.

Chapter One

The Miz stood in the ring and looked out onto the crowd. "You know the reason why that I'm out here is that I've been asked by someone to say 'Hello' to someone in the audience...and that person is Jared from Subway."

He pointed to Jared in the front row. "Well, come on. Give it up to Jared from Subway."

Jared stood, turned to the crowd, and smiled.

"You know the only reason why I actually decided to do it is because I know that you're a huge Miz fan. Yeah, that's right, Jared is a Mizfit. But you know what, Jared? I'm not a fan of yours."

Jared looked at him in disbelief.

"As a matter of fact, I think I can do your job better than you. Yeah, that's right. I think I can be a better spokesperson for Subway than you'd ever could be."

The Miz started to walk out of the ring and went towards Jared. "As a matter of fact, Jared, why don't I just show you?"

He got to Jared and said, "Watch and learn." The Miz grabbed the sandwich and did a promo for the new Oven Crisp Chicken Sandwich. After the promo, the Miz made his way backstage as he undid his tie. He got to the monitor bay and looked to Alex.

"How'd I do?"

"Great," his former protege said. "I want a sandwich now."

Mike smiled.

They continued to watch the monitor and saw a limo pull up and out stepped Kevin Nash. Mike blushed a little bit. Kevin walked backstage and headed to the gorilla position. His eyes caught Mike, who was staring at him. The older man smiled and winked. Mike's blush deepened as he looked back at the monitor.

Kevin did his segment with CM Punk. They went back and forth before security had to stand in front of the ring to prevent a fight from breaking out between the two.

"You know a fight between them would have been awesome," Alex said.

Mike merely nodded.

"Why so quiet?" Alex tilted his head up to look at Mike.

"Just thinking."

What Mike was thinking about was undressing the older man and giving him the greatest blowjob of his life...and some other things.

Alex just stared at his friend for a short time before going back to the screen.

Kevin walked to the back and spotted Mike still at the monitor bay. The older man chuckled to himself and went over. Mike felt someone standing behind him and so he turned to see who it was. His eyes looked into Kevin's.

"Hi," Mike said, but it sounded like a whisper.

He's kind of cute, Kevin thought. "Hello. So did you enjoy the segment?"

"It was awesome...just like me."

Alex scrunched up his face but didn't turn around to watch the two men.

"I bet you were great in your segment," Kevin replied. "Wish I could have seen it."

"I can do a repeat performance," Mike offered.

Alex pinched the bridge of his nose.

"I would like that," Kevin said with a smile. "I have a limo waiting for me. I was wondering...why don't you and me go to a club or something?"

"That would be nice." Mike looked to his friend. "Hey, Alex, can you..."

"No problem, Mike," Alex quickly said.

"Thanks," Mike said.

Kevin led the Awesome One to his limo. He placed his hand on Mike's lower back and smiled down at him.

Alex just shook his head.

"What's wrong with you?" Cena asked as he came by.

"Just witnessed a hook-up between two very unlikely people."

"Did Hunter ask Punk out?"

"Nope...Kevin Nash and the Miz."

Cena's eyes grew wide. "Wow."

"Wait. Hunter and Punk?" Alex stared at the other man.

"Please...the sexual tension between them is overwhelming."

"I really haven't noticed."

Cena shrugged his shoulders. "Hey, what are you doing after Raw?"

Alex stared at John. The Champ had been asking him out for the past four months, but Alex didn't give him the time of day. Cena was a man-whore and would run after any handsome face with a dick.

"Same thing I do after every Raw, go get dinner and head back to my room."

"Why not hang out with me?" Cena winked at him.

Alex made a face. "And get something from you? No, thank you. Why don't you ask Ryder out? Or better yet, Justin Gabriel?" He stood up. "I would rather not be another notch in your belt of conquests, Cena."

John watched as he walked away.

Alex turned to him. "If you want me, you need to become a one man kind of man. But we all know that you can't keep it in your pants."

John folded his arms over his chest.

"You just got told," Hunter replied with a smile. "Have you seen Punk?"

"Nope."

"Thanks." Hunter went on to continue his search.

Punk stood in the shadows as he thought about Kevin Nash and his budding lust for the Miz. He smiled and walked away.