A/N: Another story that might not finish…This time it's a Neji and Gaara yaoi! YAY! Umm… It's in Gaara's POV!!! (point of view if you didn't know)

Warning: This fanfiction contains yaoi, murder, blood, stereotyping, and bad language.

If you read my other story with Gaara and Neji and you realized WTF? Why not continue that one? Well, people, I have lost my interest in it…I forgot the story line. Yes…I know…I suck…

PLEASE ENJOY!

1章

I sat there. Yes, I was sitting. Where was I sitting? In the goddamn lunchroom. I hate lunch. I don't even eat. Why am I here then? Oh, yeah…Cause of Naruto. The damn bitch just can't handle sitting by himself, or just coming with me to the library. No, he has to eat food and I have to be with him.

"So, Gaara. Are you sure you're not hungry?" Naruto asked me, stuffing his face with pizza.

I glare at him. "That food, that you are eating, could be part of an experiment gone wrong." Naruto looked at the food in his mouth, then shrugged as if to say it's no be deal. "If you end up in a coma because of that, I'm going to laugh."

Naruto's eyes widen at my comment. "Oh man! You're going to laugh? I didn't even know you can."

I roll my eyes and look around. So noisy. Why do people have to talk? Why can't they just sit still and be quite? I spot Sasuke Uchiha sitting with some sluts with no boobs, thinking that they do and trying to show off. I mean, it's just really sad that they think they do.

"Your boyfriend is looking this way." I tell Naruto.

Naruto looked around, then stopped and glared at me, not as good as of a glare I give; but an okay one. "That's mean, Gaara!"

"Who said I was nice?" I ask him.

"I hate you."

"Okay then." I stand up to leave. "Goodbye then."

"EH?!" Naruto yelled. "NO! JUST JOKING!"

I roll my eyes and sit down. "Shut up, Naruto. You sound like a girl losing her boyfriend."

Naruto glared at me.

I just sigh hoping this period will end soon.

"You know, Gaara. I never seen you looking for a girlfriend." Naruto slyly said to me. I glance at him then look away. "Come to think of it…You never look at girls."

I glance at him. "What are you getting at?"

Naruto grinned. "Well, I'm just saying…" He moved closer to me. "Are you gay?" He whispered.

I felt my lips twitch. "You got to be joking me…" I tell him. "Why would you think that? I don't think I'm gay."

"Well, you don't have to get all defensive about it…"

"I'm NOT getting defensive…"Oh my god…I know where this is going…I glare at Naruto, whom was standing up. "Don't…you…dare…" I warn him.

Naruto took a deep breath and began to sing out loud:

"IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)"

"Are you done?" I groan as I realized everyone was looking at us. Naruto stared at me. "What?!?"

He then smirked and sang again:

"IF YOU WERE QUEER

I'D STILL BE HERE,

YEAR AFTER YEAR

BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,"

"Shut up…" I growled.

"AND I KNOW THAT YOU

WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU."

"Naruto…"

"SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?"

"NARUTO!" I shouted.

"IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

AND HERE I'D STAY,

BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!"

"BUT I'M NOT GAY!" I yelled.

"But if you were gay." Naruto said, acting innocent.

Everyone was laughing, and I mean everyone. Why is Naruto such an idiot! "I'm going to kill you…" I tell him, glaring. I stand up to attack. "YOU DIE NOW, BITCH!" I yelled pointing at his face.

Naruto then panicked and run out of the lunchroom. I counted to five then ran after him, I always give my pry a chance to run. My black baggy pants with chains, I bought off of Vampire Freaks, was slowing me down a bit, but I'll get him. Oh I'll get him. I saw a person in orange run to the main office. I grin. "Trying to see if I won't attack you in the office, eh? Well too bad!"

I ran faster. God…Don't wear hoodies in the nicely warmed up school, I'm dieing of heat and now running. I saw Naruto look around and I grinned. He turned around the second I jump him and I landed on him with him between my legs. I glare at him.

"Oh…Umm…Hi Gaara." He smiled.

"Shut up, fucker." I growled.

Naruto kept smiling, though. "I love it when you talk dirty to me."

I roll my eyes. "Shut up!" I point at him. "YOU DIE TODAY!"

"OMFG!" I heard a girl.

"So kawii!" Another screeched.

"YAOI!" Said another.

I turn my head to see a group of girls…And not any girls…Yaoi fan girls. The scariest there is in the world of fanism. Why does God do this to me? Why so many fan girls in this school that likes gay guys? Why? If Sasuke was gay he still will be popular. Damn him and his pretty girl looks! DAMN HIM!

"Can I take a picture?" The first one asked; that was pretty psycho looking with multi color hair.

"Umm…No…" I tell them. I get off Naruto before they drool up an ocean, and I don't even know how to swim, so it'll suck if that happens.

"GAARA! NARUTO!" The principal yell at us. I turn to her and see an emo looking girl with long blonde hair and whitish eyes. "IN MY OFFICE! NOW!"

"But…" Naruto started.

"NO!" She yelled, no correction, screamed at us.

I glare at Naruto. Naruto looked at the emo girl. "What about her?" He pointed.

"Naruto…" she sighed. "This person is Neji Hyuuga."

"So?"

"Neji is a boys name." She tells him.

"Why would a girl have a boys name?" Naruto asked, looking at me.

I shrugged. "Maybe she's a lesbian?"

"No!" The principal yelled at us. "Hyuuga is a male!"

I look a this "Neji". "You look like a pussy." I tell him.

"And you look like a goth trying not to be goth." He tells me.

I smirk. "Touché."

He smirked back.

I lean over to Naruto. "I like him already."

"I knew you where gay." Naruto grinned.

I growled at him and look at the principal. "Can I kill him?"

"Why, Gaara…" She asked sounding not interested cause I ask this question almost every day.

"He called me gay and sang the gay song." I tell her, sounding childish.

"So?"

"Naruto's gay and said he wasn't!" I have no idea where this is going but what the hell?

She sighed and looked at Neji then at us and smirked. "I won't give you detention for fighting if you help Neji."

"Deal." Naruto and I tell her.

"Okay…Run along then."

The principal, whatever her name is, walks to her office leaving us boys alone. Wait…where's the yaoi fan-girls? Maybe left after realizing that the boys aren't going to have school sex.

"So…" Naruto glances at Neji. "You're new?"

Neji nodded. "I moved with my uncle, recently after something happened."

"Emo stuff?" I asked him.

He smirked, a very sexy smirk. "Yes…Emo stuff."

"So!" Naruto jumped to Neji and wraped his arms around the brown hair boy. "You're emo?"

Neji shrugged. "More or less."

"Know the emo song?"

Neji shock his head.

"Well, I'll teach you it while showing you around."

I rolled my eyes. "Poor you." I tell Neji. "You are part of the Out Cast now."

Neji looked at me. "Huh?"

"You'll see." I sighed.

And that's how Neji Hyuuga became our friend without knowing what terrible thing it was.

TBC?!?!?!?!

A/N: YES! I love this story and I actually might continue it! So read and review! Oh…wait…you did read this…umm…REVIEW THEN! Whooo! I will give you an invisible cookie if you do! Oh and the song isn't mine. It's from a play called Avenue Q and the song is called "If you where Gay". So yeah...