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Well, since this is my first fanfiction, I ask that you PLEASE go easy on me; meaning no flames..... Anyway, I hope you enjoy it!
50 Ways to Annoy Naraku
Let the torture begin!
1. Steal his baboon suit and replace with a mini skirt and a tank top.
2. Ask him if you can style his hair.
3. Sale his baboon suit on Ebay
4. Sale HIM on ebay! :)
5. Unleash all of "Naraku Hating fanatics" upon him
6. Constantly ask if he's bisexual
7. Ask where he got his eye shadow.
8. Insist that he's always hiding makeup- which includes the hair spray....
9. Ask him where babies come from
10. Ask him if he knows why some of his "unattachments" are female.
11. "Accidentaly"throw cement glue in his hair.
12. Ask him why he's such a coward.
13. Continuously ask why he wears purple and black with thatawful color of eye shadow
14. Try and teach to him how to ride a bycicle. Be such to include training wheels. If he says no, tell him it will enhance his spiritual powers.
15. Take him to a gay bar and run for your life.
16. Put Jelly bracelets on him and throw him into a crowd of highly perverted people.
17. Force him to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
18. Take him to the zoo and show him the baboons. Point to a random one and ask if that was his "unidentified mother."
19. Make him pose as a manniquin for Victoria's Secrets.
20. In return for the bycicle, make him take your schoolclasses for you----- with a full blown Feudal Age armor suit.
21. Give him a pink marble and insist that it's the Shikon Jewel.
22. Take him to Build-A-Bear and watch him steal all the little hearts they put in the bears.
23. Take him on a 4 wheeler ride---over a cliff. Insist that it will fly. Jump off at the last possible second, leaving Naraku to take the wheel.
24. Ask him about his love life.
25. Ask him if he has a crush on Sesshomaru.
26. Ask him if he thinks he's the prettiest of all the characters.
27. Boxers or briefs?
28. Ask him if he's ever noticed how short Kagome's skirt is.
29. Make him listen to rap music---for 72 hours straight.
30. Make him watch Sex education videos all day.
31. Ask him if HE learned where babies come from. Ask for details.
32. Make him explain the process to Rin.
33. Strand him in a Demon exterminators' village.
34. Give him a job as a Wal-Mart greeter.
35. Give him a job as a crash dummy for car testing.
36. Ask him if he considered Kanna, Kagura, and his other "disattachtments" his children.
37. Ask him if he thinks that stealing your kids' hearts is child abuse.
38. Climb Mount Everest and "accidentaly" push him off.
39. Ask him if he has any education what so ever.
40. Ask him kindly if he'd dish out the soup in the homeless sheltors.
41. Give him a job as a phsyciatrist.
42. Force him into the Chuckie Cheese suit and make him take pictures with little kids.
43. Give him an acting career as the "long lost Brady" from The Brady Bunch.
44. Give him free sky diving lessons---and a malfuntctional parachute to go along with it. Say that it's a new technique to steal the Shikon Jewel.
45. Make him a Janitor for an overly crowded mental institution for convicts.
46. Ask him why he doesn't have a mate.
47. Ask him just HOW old he truely is...
48. Ask him where he got his cool spider tattoo.
49. Ask him if Spiderman inspired him to get his tattoo.
50. Curse him to become a pervert.
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