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Love Kitsurobami

Chapter 1. Brother of mine...and panda-man o.o

Sauske stood from his seat as he was called to the front to work on the board. The math teacher had always seemed to have it out for him. He did the problem presented and sat back down. All the while not showing any sign of emotion on his face. His pooling ebony eyes where hollow and his smooth pale face held no sign of life. He went back to doodling a random figure on his desk, as he slipped his headphones back on. Sauske was your average world-hating student. He wore black and the occasional red clothes, and his trademark collar. He sighed and closed his eyes for a moment. But the teacher called for attention. A short blond haired boy was standing by him, His eye's were large and a shining blue. He had black whisker marks on his cheeks, much like a foxes. His gaze was cast down and his cheeks were a blushing pink. He was obviously very nervous. Sauske was caught staring as he was snapped from his daze, his teacher had been calling to him and had finally walked up and slammed a book on his desk. "Mr.Uchiha! Would you please raise your hand!" he fumed. "Yeah yeah..." Sauske murmured as his hand rose slightly. The teacher scoffed and continued on. "As I was saying this is our knew student Uzamaki Naruto, and he will be seated in front of our Mr. Uchiha near the back." Sauske watched as the boy called Naruto walked up to him. He bowed slightly as his face turned a deeper shade of red before taking his seat. Sauske's lips curled into a slight smirk. He was known as your average bad ass. He had a few friends that were just as feared as he was. He loved to hate, and this Naruto fellow looked like a new playmate.

Naruto's POV

' Man this sucks. I don't know anyone, and the stupid teacher has to make an ass of himself on my part. Why doesn't that boy just raise his hand already! For Inari's sake...this is going to be a particularly long year'. Finally the teacher had gotten this Uchiha Sauske's attention. His eyes were locked on me the whole time. I could feel his gaze burning into me. I gave a curt bow before sitting down. I could tell I was blushing furiously. The rest of the class period I could feel him staring at the back of my head. When the bell rang I waited till the room cleared, then gathered my things. Sauske never left, when I stood he spoke...and I almost crapped my pants. " You're new..." I gulped and put on my mask. "So I noticed, but don't tell anyone it's a secret." I said smartly as I turned around. My face was no less than three inches from his; I could feel his breath on my lips. My knuckles went white as I gripped my books. He smirked, his eye's never leaving mine. "I'll try." He said with a sadistic grin as he passed. He raised a hand in a feeble form of a wave as he left the room, with a simple "Later." I checked my pants to see if I had wet myself before I continued on to my next class... 'This is going to be a very long year...'

The sad thing was that Uchiha boy had told his friend about me, by the end of the day I had bumped into a tall red haired boy at least five times! He looked awfully tired; the dark circles around his eye's making him look like...well a lot like a panda. I've dubbed him panda-man. I saw another freak that looked like Sauske. He had crimson eyes and worry lines under them.

I praised Inari when the day finally ended and I could go back home. My brother Kyuubi was a student here as well. Our parents died recently and our aunt sent us here with the money they left us for our education. As I shut my locker I went in search of my brother. I almost crapped my pants when I found him. He was talking with the boy that looked like that damned Sauske. They seemed to be enjoying each other's company. 'Well this is just freakin' craptastic...'I ducked behind the corner of the hall and watched for a moment. "You Suck at hiding you know..." I jumped slightly falling down, "Oy has anyone ever told you that you're one creepy bastard?!" I yelled at Sauske, he was with his freaky friend. Panda-man held his hand out to help me up. I didn't really want to touch him but it was a kind gesture. I was surprised at how strong he was when he pulled me up. I lost my footing and fell into his arms. My face turned beet red. "S-s-sor-ry." I stuttered. He gave me a small smile "No big." I picked up my fallen books and turned to leave, only to meet with my brother's chest. "Oh! Kyuubi!" I said shocked slightly. He laughed and patted my head. "Geeeze lighten up Naru-chan. I see you've met Itachi's little brother." He said gesturing to Sauske. Sauske smirked and raised his hand in a feeble hello. "And who is panda-man? his cousin?" I asked ruffling my hair where my brother had flattened it. The boy looked taken aback. Sauske and Itachi burst into a fit of laughter. Though Panda-man looked less than amused. Kyuubi simply laughed. "No...that's Gaara. He's Sauske's 'friend.'" I blinked looking over to the other boy. He just stared at me. I blushed. "Sorry Panda-man. I-I mean Gaara!" I bowed. "You had better quit while you're ahead bro." Kyuubi said ruffling my hair. "Anyway, Sauske and Itachi live right next door Naru-chan." He said. I almost crapped my pants...I gave him a look that screamed ' You've got to be KIDDING me!' Sauske wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and cleared his throat. "And we'd better be getting home." He said looking over to Gaara. " You're staying tonight aren't you? 'Panda-man.'" He snickered and gave a sly smirk as he turned to leave. Gaara gave a small growl and followed suit. Kyuubi pushed me along as he and Itachi walked along the path home. Sauske grabbed my hand and pulled me up to walk with him and Panda-man. "What, you're not afraid of us are you?" Sauske said smirking slightly. I gulped shaking my head slightly, my cheeks a pale hue of red. "Good, 'cause we wouldn't want that now would we?" Gaara said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. I laughed nervously and rubbed the back of my neck.

Regular POV

Naruto gave a delighted grin as his house came into view. "Saa Uchiha. If you live right next door why don't I ever see you home? I mean I've been here for about a week now. I was beginning to think that house was empty." He asked bracing his head on his hands as he leaned back. Sauske looked at Naruto inquisitively. "Well...He-whore back there is out fucking the brains out of some guy every other night, and the walls are thin...that's not something my young impressionable mind should be hearing, so usually I'm at Panda-mans..." He smirked looking over at Gaara. "Shimmata! Baka-yaro!" Itachi cursed as he hit the back of his brother's head. Sauske snickered. All the while Naruto's face flushed a bright red at the suggestive comment. Gaara and Kyuubi laughed. Itachi put his arm around Naruto's lithe shoulders. "Don't worry, and remember Rape isn't rape. It's surprise sex." As if it were possible Naruto's face grew a deeper shade of red as he gulped and nodded. "Oy chesus Aniki! Scar the poor boy would you!" Sauske smacked his brother's shoulder, and gave him a scowl. Itachi laughed and brought his face closer to Sauske's, so close in fact it was almost intimate. Sauske scowled at his smiling brother. "You're a sick bastard you do know that right?" He said turning away from his perverse sibling. "Ahh but you see, that is the reason why I'm the one getting laid all the time by many desirable Men...and well...you got panda-man." Itachi laughed and slapped Gaara's back. Sauske glared daggers at his brother and stuck out his tongue. "Yeah well panda-man is the only one I need! You HE-whore!" Naruto couldn't believe his ears...were they...GAY! He just stared wide-eyed at the bickering two as his world spun around him... ((Cue twilight zone music.))

Due to a severe nosebleed, Kyuubi had to carry poor lil' Naruto the rest of the way home. By the time the boy had come too it was dark out and his room was dim. The house wasn't much but it was better than some. The walls had peeling wallpaper and water cracks here and there. But the roof was sturdy and they had food on their table. "Ahh and sleeping beauty wakes!" Kyuubi laughed as he ruffled his younger brothers already unruly hair as he took a seat in front of Naruto on the bed. "Aniki..." Naruto blushed slightly. He had many unanswered questions. Kyuubi laughed and hugged his little brother, pulling him into his lap and gently stroking his hair. " Naru-chan...doesn't worry about anything." Naruto snuggled closer to his brother nodding meekly. Kyuubi was all he had left.

The two sat that way for the longest time. Kyuubi sang quietly to Naruto.

By the time Kyuubi's smooth deep voice lulled his younger sibling to a weak sleep the song hand ended and Kyuubi sat...holding his most cherished possession. The love of his brother was all he needed. Itachi had made many passes at him. And Kyuubi had always known that he was that way...but Naruto didn't know...he didn't want him to know. What he wanted most was to protect his little Aniki... Tomorrow was a Sunday. The only day of the week they had a day off from school. Kyuubi would try to find a job. Itachi had promised to meet him in the morning to go with him. It would prove to be a very interesting day...

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