Hullo Fanfiction! I have been addictive to the Avengers and Loki for a while now I decided that its time to write a funny story about it!

Please tell me what you think! and sorry if you don't like it. And for spelling errors. Thx XD

Only on Mondays

OK, it all started when I got pushed into my closet, fell through a hole in time and space, and landed on top of a table the Avengers were sitting around having a meeting. Now I'm in a white room with two chairs a table and my Ipod nano which was about to die. Of course the day I get held captive by the Avengers is the day it runs out of batteries. Figures.

Your probably wondering whats going on, well I guess I have nothing else to do so I'll explain.

Earlier today when I had just gotten home from school I went to my room to start on some MAJIOR boring math home work. Ugh. I had just put my ear buds in and gotten started when I heard a scratching noise coming from my closet. I know what you people are thinking who have seen movies were the dumb girl opens the door and something jumps out. Well in my defense I thought it was one of my cats because things like this have happen before. So sorr-y. So I went up to my closet door and opened it only to find a wall of darkness. Like actual darkness. Even though my light was on, my closet was completely dark.

"What the?" I said out loud, I often did this. I put my arm into the wall and felt nothing, no cloth, or hangers, no nothing. I leaned in a little hoping to find the back of the closet with not luck.

OK I thought, Thats weird. Maybe if I throw something into it, Something might happen. You see? Thats my answer for almost every thing, throw an object and see what happens.

But when I started to turn I felt two hand on my back and was suddenly pushed into the dark void.

I was falling. I felt nothing but could tell I was falling down. I could hardly hear anything besides my screams. Don't laugh. Then out of nowhere I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. One thought went through my head, omg I'm dead.

I closed my eyes as the light came speeding closer. You might want to know I was still screaming, hey if I was going into heaven I wanted to make sure they knew I had arrived.

And just like that, I had gone through the light. Did I expect a nice soft landing? Yes. Did I get one? No.

What I got was a nice and solid table. Well I'm not dead. I thought as pain coursed through me. I heard scuffling and propped my self to get a better look. What I saw did not make me feel better, what I saw was six people each pointing a weapon at me. I instantly recognized them as the Avengers and Nick Fury.

"What the?" The Avengers? Really! Was I in a coma somewhere? I let my mouth drop a little. They all stared at me with questioning eye. I gave a very small smile.

"Uh Hi." I said.

"Miss, drop the weapon." My head snapped back to the one who had spoken, I instantly knew it was Nick Fury. Then what he said processed through my mind. Weapon? What weapon? Then I realized I was holding something. I looked down and saw I was holding a weapon. It was a sword, a weird, sword.

It had a steel handle with weird runes etched into it. I then looked up at the blade, it wasn't a blade. It was solid ice. And it too had crazy looking runes written on the side of the edges. I dropped that thing so fast you would have thought that it was a dough nut I was just about to eat but then saw it had bugs on it.

"Shiz!"

The Avenger know as Tony Stark grabbed that thing so fast you would have thought it was a gold bar. He looked at it carefully but still had his weapon trained on me. He looked confused at how I had a weapon from ice. Hell I didn't even know.

Then I looked around at the rest of the party of happy campers, Thor had his trusty hammer pointed at me, Clint, or hot guy as I some times refer to him, was looking at me through a bow and arrow, agent Natasha Romanoff had a gun pointed at me, so did, Mr. Fury, Mr. Banner, Mr. Rogers, and Mr. Stark.

"Um." was all I could say. "I, uh, I surrender?"

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And that, my friends is how I ended up were I am now.

I sighed as my nano died. OK this is almost as bad as doing my math home work. I think, I mean, what was I going to say tomorrow to my math teacher? "Sorry I couldn't do my homework, I was being held by the Avengers and ran out of time." no that was not gonna work.

I stood up and walked over to the door, looking up at the security camera in the top corner. I grabbed the handle and twisted it. Locked. Figures.

I went and sat down, putting my arms on the table then putting my head on my arms and falling asleep. I dreamed I was some place cold, it was so cold I thought I might suffer hypothermia and past out. Thats when I spotted a hooded figure. Although it was a few feet off I heard it speak like it was right next to me.

"You will help me when the time comes," it hissed "And in return I will help you wield your power."

Uh creeper much?

"Who are you?" I shouted. The hooded figure started to move away. "Hey I'm talking to you!" I don't care if this guy was the king of england, I hated it when people walk away from me before I'm done. "HEY!" but he still moved as if he had not heard, but just before he vanquished over an icy hill, I heard him whisper,

"A friend."

Thats when I woke up to find four guards surrounding me with guns pointed at my face. Then one said,

"Drop the weapon."

"What weapon!" thats when I looked down and saw the ice sword was in my hand again. I dropped it like it was on fire. A guard instantly grabbed it and they all left the room leaving my alone again.

Figures, only something this crazy, this impossible, and this confusing. Could happen only on Mondays.

Please review! And I will comment on the things you guys have said at the end of chapter two. THANKS! Chillygaze is out! Peace!