*Poof*

Harry: What the… Where the heck am I?

*Poof*

Edward: Huh? Who are you?

Harry: I'm Harry Potter, who are you?

Edward: I'm Edward Cullen.

Harry: Okay then.

*Poof*

Bella: Edward

Edward: Bella!

Harry: [thinks to himself] That's a girl?

Bella: Where are we?

Edward: I don't know.

*Poof*

Dumbledore appears

Dumbledore: Hello Harry.

Bella: Why does everyone keep on poofing?

Dumbledore: Hello there, you are all here due to a dark lord of our kind, your town was in danger, so Edward asked that you be brought to safety.

Bella: Edward, what about Charlie, and Jessica, and Eric, and Jacob, and Sam, and Alice? Do you want them to die? Well, you do want Jacob and Sam to die, but what about the rest of them?

Harry: Oh my God! Shut the bloody hell up!

Edward: Don't tell her to be quiet!

Harry: Why? What are you going to do about it, sparkly boy?

Edward: Don't get me upset.

Harry: What are you gonna do, bite me, vampire? I'll crucio you all the way to next week!

Edward: How'd you know?

Harry: Dumbledore, he told me.

Dumbledore: [awkwardly] Uhh…well… I must go… places to go….umm….. yeah bye!

*poofs away*

Edward: What the *%*!

Bella: Edward, calm yourself. Get the others.

Edward: No, Bella, just chill.

** Argues for about an hour**

Bella continues: And you made me have a birthday party and then you left for a year and I was so depressed, I almost died….

Edward: Fine! I'll be right back.

*Poof*

*Poof*

Edward, Jacob, Alice, and Sam appear.

Bella: Do they know?

Edward: Yes.

Harry: Okay, lets just get this straight, I'm a wizard and you're all fantasy vampire/werewolves.

Alice; Okay.

Bella:[starts crying]: You forgot Charlie! L

Harry: Shut the bloody hell up!

Edward: I warned you…..[growls]

Harry: And I warned you….Avada Kedavra!

Edward dies.

Bella: No! Edward!

Harry: My God….Avada Kedavra!

Bella dies

Alice: What is wrong with you?

Harry: Avada Kedavra.

Jacob and Sam: Thank you!

*Poof*

Dumbledore: What happened here?

Harry: Umm…..They fell.

There no more sparkling vampires. It's done. Go back to reading Harry Potter…..Now! .

End of Story