WHY I KICKED THE CRAP OUTTA MIROKU

The 3rd instalment of the true life stories. The title tells all. R&R

Disclaimer-Kicks Miroku "Say it!" "Okay okay Fluffy does not own me or anything else but,herself . And she owns her giant cookies" Throws him a giant cookie" Good boy. NOW READ READ LIKE YOU LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!"

The day is October 1st,2003.I was as always walking home from school. It was another oh-so boring day in the twigs of Plaucheville,LA. Luckily my bitch of a mother (I hated her after I met Shippo)& my idiot sister were visiting my grandmother in New Orleans(its about 3 hours away from my house).So I had the house to myself.

I went inside my house & up to my room. Every once in a grand while Sesshoumaru would take some of my unmentionables or make-up. I'd kinda gotten used to it.Why you ask do I bring this up? Well for one look my dresser is open & some of my stuff is missing. Well, anyway I dug in my closet & pulled out my most favourite outfit. My back tube top that says 'Censored' in white(get it?) & my dark blue low-ride jeans. BACK TO THE STORY!

I was going to go to the mall with my friends. The bad thing was we had to go with my boyfriend(Now ex),Kiel's brother cause the nearest mall is in Alexandria which might I add is half an hour away........

AT THE MALL

At the mall Kiel, Croc, Rat, Nick,& I were walking around looking at the stuff in the stores. And of course Croc had to use it & she dragged me along.

IN THE JOHN

As I waited for Croc I look at the walls for no real reason & noticed a small hole about the size of an eyeball. Outta curiosity & put my finger I it & heard a yell from the otherside.I looked to the left & saw a freckin' doorknob. So like any other kid I opened it up & guess who I saw.(Random Voice: A chicken booger?)Lord sexual harassment himself Miroku!I yanked him out & slapped him(YAY YAY!!) "I get that a lot..."Was all he said & then tried to(cheap shot)grope me when I wasn't looking.(Random Voice: LET THE BEATING BEGIN!)I decked him & grabbed him were the sun don't shine. "You've got a hard head huh?"I won't go into detail just put it this way he looked like hell when I was finished.

Who Cares?

Okay I couldn't leave Miroku in the bathroom so I dragged him home in my amazing expanding book sack! Which grew to the size of well me......

AT HOME

Okay after dragging him home I tied him up in my spinning computer chiar (Spinny spinny).

"Okay, why are you here?" I sat on my bed which is a shrine to Fluffy(drool). "Will you-"Everybody knows what happens next major SLAP! "Okay let me rephrase that...What are you doing in Plaucheville, Lousiana? And no lies!" "I Fell down a random anime well" "Oh..." "YOSHI!COME DOWN HERE!!" My evil mother called for me... "If you even breath I'll beat the living-" "YOSHI!!"

DOWNSTAIRS

I went into the kitchen to see...Shippou? "YOSHI!"He jumped on my head. "How ya been Runt?" I pried him off my head "Yoshi, Shippo has come to visit so take him up to your room." "Yeah yeah sure sure..."I climbed up the stairs & the next tile shows up.

MY ROOM

Okay I dragged the runt up to my room & Lord Idiot had escaped from the chair & like so many other anime guys before was rummaging through my clothes... (Random Voice: LET THE BEATING COMMENCE....AGAIN) Because of the extreme violence I shan't give any details except I doubt he'll be able to have kids.

LATER.....

After the extreme beating I chunked Miroku & Shippou down the well & well some more crazy crap happened but, that's another story.

SORRY IT'S SO SHORT & NOT FUNNY! I got writers block bad...... So I'd take suggestions for my next story!