AN/ Hello! Welcome to my story, I hope you like it. I don't really have to use a disclaimer, but I want to anyway. I do not own any of the Greek gods, I wish! They belong to the extremely lucky Greek people and all those people that own their statues in the museums. If I did, Hades would be locked up in a dungeon somewhere and Ares would become my personal slave. tee hee hee. evil grin

NOTE: This is speaking "." and this is thinking '.'

Chapter One: Of Ares and Athena

You see Ares standing with a sword being held threateningly at a small object. Athena walks up next to him and sits down.

Athena: What be you doing, dear Ares.eth?

Ares eyebrows raise in question but he does not look up from the object.

Athena: Achemeth...

Still no movement..

Athena: ACHEMETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ares: What???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Athena: What be you doingeth??????????????????????

Ares: Are you insane? Can't you see I'm in the middle of a hunt! And what the heck is up with your old English??!?!?? It's driving me nuts!

Athena: Me insaneth?!?! You're the one attacking a flyeth!!!! Whatever happened to you being mister big strong super god who rescues me in your mighty arms.eth?

Ares: (sticks up his chin) I did no such thing! And even if I did what's to say that I don't regret it deeply?

Athena staggers back and looks shocked and hurt badly.

Athena: gasps.eth! I am shocked and hurt badlyeth! How can you say such a thingeth? looks at the ground I thought. you loved me.eth.

Ares too looks at the ground and begins to feel sorry for the now crying Athena. Suddenly she burst into wails and threw herself on her back on the ground with her arms flailing wildly.

Athena: NO ONE LOVES ME! I'M GOING TO BE AN OLD MAID THE REST OF MY ETERNAL LIFETH!!!! OH, WOE IS ME, I AM GOING TO DIE LONELY AND SAD AND. wait a minute.. Wait a minute!!!! YESSSSSSS.eth!!!!!!!!!!!

All this time Ares had been edging slowly away from the extremely frightening Athena, but know he drew closer with a question written on his face. What the heck is she doing? And what the heck is talking about? He was almost afraid to ask her. But, being mister big strong super hero, he asked anyway.

Ares: What the heck are you doing? And what the heck are you talking about?

Athena: Oh. nothing, nothing. under her breath nothing at all. grins evilly

Ares: I've got a bad feeling about this.

A/N: PLEEEEZZZEEEEEE Read and Review! This is my first fan fic and I need some encouragement. If you don't like it, please tell me. nicely please! I know its not really a comedy yet but it will be soon. I will update ASAP but pleeeeeze review! I am begging you! I will try to thank all the nice people who review in my next chapter.