Hey guys, I thought I'd try something in the humor category, but I will try to make it good for you guys. I hope you all enjoy this, and no flames!

Disclaimers: I don't own anything!

Ch. 1: A Mysterious Invitation

It was a rather cold and gloomy night in the woods. A gloomy night with no moon and stars, just bitter cold darkness all around and clouds all around the area. The Fuzzies were jumping, the Paragoombas were flying around in the trees eating some fruit off them, while the Piranha Plants were eating any small creatures that came near them. The Koopa Bros, Red NinjaKoopa, Green NinjaKoopa, Black NinjaKoopa, and Yellow NinjaKoopa, along with some of their troops which consisted of red-shelled Koopa Troopas with sunglasses, and some Bom-ombs following behind their four leaders. Green NinjaKoopa then grabbed a stick, and lit it with a match, to use it a torch to light the way.

"Man, I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I'm scared of this place." Yellow NinjaKoopa whimpered, feeling scared. "Please, let's just go back to the fortress, guys."

"Gee, would you stop being such a coward, Yellow!" Red NinjaKoopa, clearly getting tired of his brother's stupid fear. "It's just the stupid cold and wind getting to your head. You're supposed to be cool, not a whimpering little coward! Now, let's keep moving already!"

"Do we even know where we're going?" Black NinjaKoopa asked his brother.

"I'm not sure, but anything is better than being forced to clean up King Bowser's castle every time it gets attacked. Red NinjaKoopa said. "I can't believe he's still mad at us for losing the first Star Sprit to Mario. The guy sure knows how to hold a grudge. Anyway, all we got in the mailbox was just a letter that told us to come a mansion somewhere here in the woods."

"Well, I hope we find it soon, because I think its about to storm." Green NinjaKoopa said, as he looked at the dark skies.

The three nodded in agreement with their brother, and continued walking through the woods, with their troops following closely behind them. They suddenly heard a rumble of thunder followed by a bright flash of lightning, and within seconds it started pouring down rain, soaking all of them, much to their displeasure, and extinguishing their torch as well.

"Aw, man. I just washed my gloves and bandana." Yellow NinjaKoopa pouted, and saw something ahead. A large building to be exact. "Guys, take a look over there!"

Red NinjaKoopa and the other all looked ahead, and could clearly make it out to be a rather large looking mansion, with some lights on, meaning that someone was living there. They all smiled at each other, realizing that might be the place, and they could also finally escape the rain before they get sick. The four ninjakoopas and their troops ran as fast as they go towards the mansion, and could see some lighting flashing around it, making some of the Koopa Troopas shiver in fear.

"I don't like this, guys. The mansion certainly does look creepy." A Koopa Troopa said, shivering in fear. "I'm afraid of ghosts."

"Calm down, soldier. The mansion isn't haunted, its just old looking." Red NinjaKoopa shouted. "Come on, I need to dry my clothes off."

"Well, if this turns out to be Luigi's Mansion then I'll gonna be running out of there screaming like no tomorrow." Green NinjaKoopa said, as he chuckled nervously.

Minutes later, the Koopa Bros. and their minions finally arrived at the mansion, and Green NinjaKoopa rang the doorbell, but there was no response He decided to ring it once more, but there was still no response.

"That's odd. I guess no one is home." Green NinjaKoopa said.

Just then, a letter suddenly popped out of the mailslot, and landed right in front of his feet. Green NinjaKoopa picked the letter up, and started reading aloud to his friends, "Welcome to my mansion, guys. I sincerely apologize for having you all come here during the storm, but I brought you all here because I have something really special for you here. Please, enter my mansion, and step into the living room, The Green Dino. I await your coming arrival."

"Looks like we're honored guests of some sort." Red NinjaKoopa said, before turning towards his siblings. "Do any of you happen to know someone called Green Dino?" He asked them.

"I'm afraid none of us do, Red." Black NinjaKoopa said, and walked towards the door. "But I think we might find out soon."

Black NinjaKoopa placed his hand onto the door, and opened up the doors to the mansion, as him and the others heard an eerie sound coming from inside the mansion.

"I don't like the sound of that." Yellow NinjaKoopa said, hiding behind Green NinjaKoopa.

"Try to be cool, guys." Red NinjaKoopa said, as he rolled his eyes. "Its just an old house." He said, as the others followed closely behind him.

After they entered the mansion, the doors suddenly closed by themselves, and the lights started to flicker on and off, causing some panic within the group.

"I'm too handsome to die!" A Koopa Troopa shouted, as he sobbed. "Please someone get us outta here!"

"Enough, everyone! We're supposed to be the coolest of the cool, not total weaklings and wimps!" Red NinjaKoopa said, trying to act cool and hide his fears. "I want to know what this Green Dino dude wants to give us!"

"Red is right, brothers. Let's go find the living room, and fast!" Black NinjaKoopa said.

They walked around the foyer, and could see some nice red carpeting, along with some dusty old furniture around them. Black NinjaKoopa flipped on a light switch, and walked down the hallway, while the others followed behind him, wondering where the living room could be at. He walked towards a door, and tried to open it, but it was locked.

"Strange, I wonder why its locked." Black NinjaKoopa said.

Green NinjaKoopa then walked to some other doors, and tried to open them, but they were locked as well. They continued walking forward, and saw another door, with a sign on it that read, 'Living room'.

"Guys, I found the living room!" Green NinjaKoopa shouted happily.

The group smiled, and walked towards the door, smiling. Green NinjaKoopa then turned the knob, and to his surprise it actually opened for them, and they stepped into the living room. They saw some old couches, chairs, some old pictures of people, a wood burning fireplace, some lamps, an old television, and a strange device of some sort laying on the coffee table. Green NinjaKoopa picked up the device, and pushed the red button on it, causing it to glow brightly.

"What have you done now, Green?" Yellow NinjaKoopa asked.

"Nothing, dude. I just pushed the button on this thing.

Just then, a holographic image of what appeared to be a dinosaur-like figure wearing a black fedora hat and trench goat appeared in front of them, with dark blue eyes. The holographic figure turned towards the Koopa Bros. and chuckled. "Welcome to my beautiful mansion, Koopa Bros."

"Are you the one called Green Dino?" Red NinjaKoopa asked.

"I am Green Dino. Its a pleasure to finally see you all here, and I'm glad you all got out of that storm as well." Green Dino replied to them.

"So, why did you bring us here exactly?" Red NinjaKoopa asked. "All we've got from you is an invitation telling us to come here, and we want to know what you plan to give us."

Green Dino only started laughing, much to their shock and disbelief. "I've brought you all here to see if you can survive staying here in my mansion, and handle my endless pranking onslaught. And as for your prize, if just one of you manages to avoid being pranked then I shall bestow a very special gift to the winner of my little game. Also, I'm glad you brought some minions here, it just means more fun for me, guys. Let the games begin!" He shouted, and the hologram disappeared.

"So, this is a game?" Red NinjaKoopa said, and laughed. "And all we've gotta do is avoid being pranked to win a prize? Sounds too easy."

Uh, I have a bad feeling, Red." Green NinjaKoopa said, and hid behind a Koopa Troopa

Just then, three Greenie Ghosts suddenly appeared in front of the group, with custard pies in their ghostly hands. And then, the lights suddenly went out, followed by some screams and giggles.

"You guys are gonna be pranked!" A ghostly voice shouted.

Oh no! It looks like the Koopa Bros are gonna get pranked big time. Do you think any of them will be able to win this game?

Read and review. The second chapter will be out hopefully soon. Bye-bye!