Hey, Everyone! I am literally SOOO excited for this. Read and see why. Please comment, I will not continue the story if I don't get good reviews! Again, please read! A comedy part at the very end in my last note, at least read that.

-Ginger, as always :)

Lucy walked on the edge of the walk, her arms held out for balance. Plus walked along beside her, making PUH noises.

"That's dangerous, Miss!" The men in the boats called, but Lucy paid no attention to their constant warnings.

She unlocked the door to her home, sighing. After a long day of work, Lucy was finally home. She took a shower, and changed into the comfiest pajamas she had, ready for relaxation. Lucy sat on her comfy couch and opened a book of Fairytales, an old favorite from when she was just a little girl. There would be no interruptions tonight: just her and a book, then bed. It was late, and she was already sleepy. She opened the book to the Princess and the Frog, one of her favorites.

Once upon a time, there was a lovely Princess who was out on a boat...

Lucy appeared in her pajamas at the side of a stream, and surveyed the area. She saw a princess row angrily in her boat, looking pissed with her arms crossed. Lucy instinctively recognized her as Cana.

What's Cana doing here? Lucy wondered.

Lucy approached the boat, and the Princess/Cana looked a her.

"Every time someone reads my fucking story I have to fucking kiss this dumb-ass frog, and I haven't had a booze in ages!" Princess Cana yelled angrily.

Yep, that's Cana, thought Lucy, mentally facepalming.

"What do you want?" Cana grumbled.

"Oh, I'm just passing by. Go on with your story." Lucy said pleasantly before disappearing back through the trees.

She heard the voice of the 'Dumb-ass' frog from her hiding place. And Cana's.

"You see, princess, I am really a-" started a voice that sounded like Freed.

"GET ME A MOTHERFUCKING BOOZE, BITCH!"

Lucy chuckled and wandered through the path, wondering where she was or how this happened. This was most peculiar; she didn't feel all like her usual self, otherwise she would've not been wandering through a dark forest where she couldn't see five feet ahead. There was a cave up ahead on the path, and Lucy decided to go inside. Not the best decision she ever made, But right then it felt like a great one.

Lucy slipped into the dark cave, which was immediately illuminated by a powerful jet of flame. Heading straight at her.

"It's that Knight again! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WIN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME?" Somebody roared.

Lucy recognized the voice- it was Natsu!

What's Natsu doing here? Lucy asked herself.

This was just getting weirder and weirder. Another jet of flame headed straight at her, and Lucy screamed louder then she ever had before. It disbanded.

"Who's there? That's not the knight..." Natsu the Dragon mumbled.

He illuminated the cave, revealing Lucy, who was shivering on the ground. It was quite cold.

"A... Girl? Sorry. Who are you?" Natsu the Dragon asked.

"Er- I'm just a traveler. Sorry to get you mad." Lucy said.

"Really?" Natsu the Dragon said, suspicious. "Your wearing a top that shows your belly and a skirt. I highly doubt it."

"No, really!" Lucy said.

Natsu the Dragon just gave her a look.

"I'm Lucy! Don't you remember me?" Lucy cried in desperation.

Natsu the Dragon gaped at her.

"Queen Lucy Heartfilia? Do you think I'm stupid enough to believe that?" He sneered.

I'm a queen in this world? Lucy wondered.

"Heh heh heh, nice joke. Really, tell me who you are or you'll be a pile of ashes in a few seconds."

"I'm Lucy Heartfilia, and i don't know how I got here!" Lucy cried out. "I just appeared by Cana and then there was this frog that was like Freed and I don't know!" She bawled.

Natsu the Dragon squinted at her and sat down on a pile of gold coins.

"It's pretty rare, but I have heard of cases where the other worlders come to the world of Fairytales." He said.

More like the world of Fairy Tails, thought Lucy.

"DRAGON!" another voice called.

"Oh shit, it's the Knight." Natsu the Dragon whispered. "Get of here. Nice meeting you."

Lucy snuck out of the cave. She knew the knight, just like she knew everybody: it was Gray! She wandered the path, wondering what crazy place she would run into next. This al seemed like a dream; she was walking down the dark path when a guy with grey-furred ears and a tail with lots of piercings leapt out of the bushes.

Gajeel! Thought Lucy.

"Gi hi hi, where are you- wait, you're not little red riding hood." said Gajeel the Wolf.

"Yeah, I'm not her, so why don't you go right back into the bushes and wait for her, 'Kay?" Lucy said.

Gajeel the Wolf was WAYYYY more intimidating than Gajeel was, mainly because he had huge fangs. He grinned.

"Who are you, Blondie?" He said.

Lucy was really creeped out. This wolf had a creepy smile, and plus, it was Gajeel. That's someone you wanted on your side; she had learned that lesson when phantom invaded.

"Er- I'm Lucy. I ran into N- Erm, the Dragon, an he said I'm a person that appeared here or s- something..." Lucy stuttered.

"Oh, Natsu? How's he fairing with that Knight?" Gajeel the Wolf asked.

"Not well." Lucy said.

"I figured." He said. "So you're Queen Lucy? I always wondered what she tasted like."

"Uh- please don't eat me!" Lucy asked/screamed politely.

Gajeel the Wolf laughed very hard, throwing back his head and long, black, spiky hair.

"Gi hi hi hi hi hi!" He laughed, and Lucy noticed that Gajeel also had claws. "Just a... Just a joke, Blondie. I only eat girls in red cloaks."

Lucy did not feel altogether reassured, but she calmed down and looked at the wolf. Just then, the sounds of skipping and humming floated up the path.

"Oh? Looks like little red's almost here. You get to meet her." Gajeel the Wolf said.

"Yes? OH!" Said Little Red.

ITS LEVY! Lucy screamed inside her head. SHE LOOKS SO DAMN CUTE!

Gajeel the Wolf put a (clawed) hand on Levy Red Riding Hood's shoulder.

"Hey, Shrimp, you made it. You were late, you know."

"I know." Levy Red Riding Hood said sullenly.

"This is Lucy Heartfilia, the queen's other world double." Gajeel the Wolf said, pointing a claw at Lucy.

"Whoa!" Levy Red Riding Hood said, wide-eyed. "I've always wanted to meet the queen!"

"And I've always wanted to eat the queen." Gajeel the Wolf growled jokingly.

"Oh, shut up!" Levy Red Riding Hood snapped, and slapped Gajeel the Wolf hard across the cheek. To Lucy's surprise, he obeyed, grumbling and rubbing his cheek.

Lucy put on an evil smile and decided to mix things up.

"In the other world, you guys are married! And have two children!" Lucy lied.

Levy Red Riding Hood and Gajeel the Wolf blushed. Then Lucy ran down the path, laughing. This was the greatest mission ever, and she couldn't wait to see what happened next in her grand adventure.

Natsu the Dragon:

I hope I get a bigger part in this story!

Ginger:

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. :P

Natsu the Dragon:

Error 404:

Sorry, this message was deemed to inappropriate to include.

Gajeel the Wolf:

That wasn't nice, Ginger. Ugh, I can't even call you a name, because the only name that fits you is your name! How come me and Levy Red Riding Hood are married!?

Levy Red Riding Hood:

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Ginger:

I'll say sorry to Gray the Knight. He got like no parts in this story. Sorry, Gray.

Gray the Knight:

:/

Princess Cana:

I finally got a booze :)